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Dia 🍉

@diaduck.xyz

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Kit Ellis @kitellis.bsky.social · 8h

When I roll up in the Fortnite car you’ll know I’ve made it

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Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · 29d

where are the microphones on strictly come dancing? i can't see any microphones on strictly come dancing?

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Oct 4

this is my favourite team on my favourite social media

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Sep 28

Nothing against Bramhall! It's unironically extremely beneficial for me! Thanks for answering.

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Sep 28

Sorry, also, i've just noticed that the Manchester event is (supposedly) in a Church in the suburban stockport town of Bramhall? Lovely place, im sure, but definitely the odd one out in a group of 4 Waterstones'. @markcooperjones.bsky.social @jayforeman.bsky.social is *this* correct?

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Sep 28

My amazon order says arriving October 23rd, but the manchester signing is October 22nd. I'm presuming that books will be available to buy there, should i cancel my preorder? Or will the Amazon order arrive before then?

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Sep 13

Unkept Promises.
10 Hour Valorant Stream. This Saturday.
In support of Campaign Against Living Miserably.
Be There or Be Square.
#UnitedAgainstSuicide

DiaDuck plays Valorant
for ten hours because BenTech donated £100 to CALM and i'm a man of my word.

Sat, 20th September
10am to 8pm BST
5am to 3pm EDT
11h to 21h CEST

In Aid Of Campaign Against Living Miserably

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Sep 11

SPOTIFY LOSSLESS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Sep 3

GOOD MORNING COOKIE

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Sep 3

me on the recent

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · Sep 3

I can easily jump over this height

これくらいの高さなら余裕ですっ☆ちぃたん☆ですっ☆

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Sep 2

Netflix's "Zero Day" is a brilliant series, that I recommend everybody to watch now.

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Sep 1

dude these grapes taste so good what's going on

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Aug 20

retweet for you wonderful bluesky people 🫶

A screenshot of a Private Tweet denoting a crash-out message log with tom (chombolon (kingpizzapants)) as shown in the second image.

The image has been doctored for public release, with any rhetorical jokes about their username blanked out as to not cause any hate :)

DiaDuck, to Tom (chombolon (kingpizzapants))

i just had
an eleven kill game
on battle box
and after my first two aces
me and trolliant frantically type in team chat
him more than me
LET DIA ACE
LET DIA TRIPLE ACE
LET DIA GET THE 12 KILL BADGE
and this silly silly twat
<a joke about their username having too many numbers in it>
decides to STEAL
MY KILL
IM FUCKING
IM FUMING
im so
im so mad
im so fucking
this is
a crashiut
i swear to fuck
im gonna cry
im gonna crash out
i am crashing out
im so fucking mad
it was a 10 kill game but i was so fucked off that even though i could have gotten the last kill i didnt care enough to
im so fucking
AAAAAAAAAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGH

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Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Aug 19

the illusive .mogrt

nothing infuriates me more than .desktop files, SURELY you could have shortened that to .dkt or something 😭😔

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Aug 12

retweet from my private on the bird app for you guys on the butterfly app.
THIS IS AWESOME AND HAS BEEN ONE OF MY ONLY REASONS AGAINST SWITCHING FROM SPOTIFY

THIS HAS SOLD IT
I MIGHT MOVE AWAY FROM SPOTIFY
ITS SO FEASABLE

[[Screenshot of a Discord Rich Presence of VLC Media Player]]

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Aug 7

i get suspicious vibes from .jpeg files.

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Aug 4

Genuine major shoutout to @nebula.tv for being the only service i have EVER subscribed to that's given me a warning that my subscription is about to renew. Amazing customer service dude

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Aug 3

listening to 'She Moves In Her Own Way' with only a left speaker. it sounds so uncanny.

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Jul 31

wonder how much money guernsey has made from .gg domains. same with .ly, .io, .tv, .fm, etc.
what a time to be a libyan domain reseller 💰 💰

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Jul 30

the daily mirror or twitter 😭😭

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Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Jul 30

going to retweet this over to bluesky to get the word out, thought it be toooo saucy for a main twitter post though :)

what a melt. no!!!!! dont just verify your age by uploading a selfie, or worse; an ID, to a third party usually american data broker!!!!!!!!!!!
if hmgov really wanted to do this, they should have set up their own system; domestic, local servers that we can vote over who controls.

i repeat. do NOT upload your ID to anywhere on the internet!! whats wrong with you!!! these are foreign companies, imagine our gov trying to tell an american company what to do...
"noooo please store this information securely and dont sell it nooooo"
get a grip of yourself.

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Jul 24

AWESOME STREAM TODAY!!! SIX HUNDRED FOLLOWERS!!! RAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Thank you all for joining and watching along :)
Crazy thanks to the teammates that absolutely carried both the gameplay and the vibes 😎
@bitsquidd.bsky.social @chombolon.bsky.social @kaydencoolio.bsky.social x.com/bubblethefriend

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Jul 23

??? what do you call them then

Dia 🍉 @diaduck.xyz · Jul 23

Thank you all for joining today's stream gang!!!!! Was extremely fun and lit and hyped :) Viewer's awesome music taste went excellently with the fire (lie) top frag worthy (another lie) winners pov (lie) gameplay!!! Isle To Glory event is tomorrow at 9pm BST // 22:00 CEST -- be there or be square 😎