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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 1d

I spent a lot of time ridiculing you for your diapers, but I suppose karma has paid me a visit. I keep having pee accidents & the doctors are baffled. Now, I’m the one with “incontinence - must be kept in diapers” in my medical records. Can we… can we be friends? Sorry for being mean!

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 3d

So much fun trick or treating with you last night! Everyone loved your baby costume! Even though we both know we didn’t have to look far for your outfit! 🤭
When you pooped your diaper in the middle of the party, it was so funny hearing you try to say it was part of your act! 🤣

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t really care if vanilla people don’t understand my kink. They ask me a question wondering why I’ve never been married & I give them my honest answer (which is my kink tends to get in the way of that). People can think what they want of me, but I’m at a point where I’m done lying about it

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 5d

Having an adult baby as a friend or significant other can be a lot of fun. You'll be in the middle of a conversation then they get this far off look in their eyes. You just *know* they're wetting themselves like a little baby! 🤭

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 8d

I’ve told you already! I’m the bathroom hall monitor & only one person can go in the bathroom at a time! You’ll just have to wait your turn. It’s the rules. Why are you holding your pants like that? You’re not gonna… no.. a grown adult? Having a little pee pee accident? No way..

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 9d

So how do you want to spend your Sunday with me? Hmm? You can either:

—Be big & quietly discuss with me the local impacts of municipal zoning ordinances.

—Let me take off your clothes, get you into a thick diaper w/ a onesie & give you hugs, diaper pats, & knee bounces.

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 10d

What do you mean “no more diapers daddy”? No no no, I just ordered these four cases of diapers for you & we’re not going to let them go to waste. You’re going to be diapered. Today, tomorrow, & for many days after. Got that? You don’t use the potty. Babies use their diapers

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 13d

Oh? You’re ready to be an adult? Ok, answer me this:

How does the quantization of space-time reconcile with the apparent continuity of experience?

Mmhmm. Yes… well.. let’s just say I’m going to be keeping you in diapers. You’re still a baby & being big just isn’t for you, ok?

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 17d

When will I finally pottytrain you? There’s no rush for that sweetheart. Hasn’t it been nice being back in diapers & having Daddy take care of you? I know I love all the bonding we get to do now that you’re a baby. I may pottytrain you sometime in the future… but it can wait

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 18d

You’ve had umm.. several “accidents” this week. Enough where I don’t think we can call them “accidents” anymore. You really have no control of yourself. Plus you pout, whine, & can be really bratty. Let’s face it: you’re a baby & you belong back in diapers. I’ll make sure of it

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 23d

Loving those mischievous baby giggles as I change your poopy diaper. You know you made a huge mess for Daddy to clean up! 💩 You know you dropped a big load right in that diaper because you’re a stinky little baby! Well, soon you will smell like baby wipes & baby lotion again. 😅

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 24d

Oh.. you’re home early. These are my diapers & baby clothes that I wear for.. comfort reasons. This pacifier helps with my anxiety. I’m *not* a baby like you though! I simply have moments where I can’t resist these thick, crinkly, poofy diapers. I need them. Again: Not. A. Baby.

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 24d

Today is the first time I pooped my diaper in a public place! While I enjoy filling up my diapers at home, I rarely wear diapers in public since it usually gives me anxiety, but I’ve been trying to get better at that. Anyway, was on a local errand & tummy started rumbling & I knew it had to happen!

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 24d

Cute baby :)

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 25d

I saw you watched a scary movie. That’s way too inappropriate for babies like you! I’ve enabled parental controls in the house & on your phone. From now on, you may only watch Barney, Sesame Street, Miss Rachel, and Bluey. I’ll add more shows for you if I feel they’re appropriate

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 26d

Don’t be upset about it. We will make it fun! We’re a very progressive company & we pride ourselves on being a safe space for all our employees. You can put together a presentation about your transition back to diapers & how we backed you up for our next company-wide townhall. We support you!

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 26d

I put this presentation together using AI & it shows we will save money on the water bills & lost productivity if you can stop worrying about getting to the restroom (well, that’s “potty” to you I suppose) so often.

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · 26d

Happy to be your new manager! But we do um, need to discuss something. You’ve been using the restroom very frequently. It’s a lot! I talked with HR, & we can keep you on board, but you’ll need to wear diapers. We will pay for them & you can visit my office for any diaper changes

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · Oct 5

Entering that time of year where vanilla girls will occasionally ask or wonder out loud what they should be for Halloween and I - as nonchalantly as possible - suggest it’d be cute if they were a baby 🤭. Can’t help it… I just really really want to see some of y’all in baby clothes! 🥵

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · Oct 4

How's my baby doing today? Ready for a fall adventure with Daddy? Let's go to the lake & you can feed the duckies there. I'll be sure you're diapered & will bring a diaper bag in case I need to change you in the parking lot. Later, I'll swaddle you in blankets for your nap time

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · Oct 2

I love you to pieces no matter what darling. But I think you know by now how to make Daddy *very* happy & proud of you! That’s right - embrace the fact that you’re a little diaper baby! Fill your diaper to the max. Do it right now! You’re such a good baby for using your diaper!

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · Sep 29

So you got your girlfriend back in diapers. Yay!! 🙌 Now, there's lots of little things you can do to help her adjust. I recommend having her diaper stacks out in the open. It's a constant reminder she belongs in diapers versus stuffing them away in a dresser. Easy access too!

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · Sep 27

It’s important to accept who you are: diapers and all. If you need or want to wear diapers then there’s nothing wrong with that and I’ll always be here to support you. Don’t let ignorant meanies get you down. They’re just mad that they’ll never be as cute as us 💜

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · Sep 26

You’re not wearing big kid undies are you? No no no no no! Diapers are much better. Think about it:

-Diapers have cute designs with all your favorite characters on them.
-Diapers are super soft & comfortable to wear
-Diapers will protect you in case you have another accident

Choose Diapers today!

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Jason L. Punk @diaperdood.bsky.social · Sep 19

Are you lost little one? What are you doing in the nursery? I see you looking at those diaper stacks. Hmm.. you're not a nursery employee, so that means you are a baby. "But I'm not a baby"? Well, if that were true you wouldn't be in a nursery would you? Up up. It's diaper time

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