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Dick Bateman
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Bateman is a pig author of gay erotic romance putting his creative writing degree from a no-name Midwestern university to great use writing orc smut. Writer, mediocre artist, and designer in one. http://www.dickbateman.com
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Backdoor Protocol, my new standalone #gayorc cyberpunk noir #erotica novella is now available in e-book and paperback. Illicit enhancement drugs made from concentrated #orc jizz. Perverse body mods. Neural linked goon booths. Pure sleaze.

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#orctober is coming up, so here's a preview of a standalone #gayorc #gayerotica short story I'm working on. It's going to be a bit...much for my Amazon store's TOS, so it will be available somewhere more lenient. Stay tuned. 😈 Size difference. Feral body-altering BDSM. Knotting. Piss. More.
Cover art WIP (by me) for upcoming #gayorc erotic romance novella. Sexually inexperienced human nerd fakes his way into a job as a contracted "comfort specialist" aboard an orcish colonial space expedition. What could possibly go wrong?

#orc #gayauthor #gayerotica
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Love an orc, love a buff orc. Love a buff orc in a jockstrap

#bara | #gay | #art | #orc
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Backdoor Protocol, my new standalone #gayorc cyberpunk noir #erotica novella is now available in e-book and paperback. Illicit enhancement drugs made from concentrated #orc jizz. Perverse body mods. Neural linked goon booths. Pure sleaze.

tinyurl.com/yu4uthpu
Did a free promotion for a week. Got 69 in free gay erotica. Nice. Promo’s still runnin’. Check out Claimed Volume 1 on my AMZ shop for some free adventurous orc smut with a plot. Get the full series ebook or paperback if you vibe. linktr.ee/dickbateman
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I've completed my 4-part gay orc smut novel - it's available as an ebook and a paperback for those who, like me, aren't fond of ebooks. Just got the proof copy of the paperback and it looks mighty nice. Art & design by yours truly!

#orc #orcs #gayorc #gayorcs #gayerotica

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Backdoor Protocol, my new standalone #gayorc cyberpunk noir #erotica novella is now available in e-book and paperback. Illicit enhancement drugs made from concentrated #orc jizz. Perverse body mods. Neural linked goon booths. Pure sleaze.

tinyurl.com/yu4uthpu
My cover for my upcumming #gayorc cyberpunk erotica novella. Rough draft done. Seedy body mods/sex clubs, motorcycles with assholes, illicit drugs harvested from orc jizz, neuro goon booths, and ancient ritual data stored in cum. A standalone set in the far future of my Claimed universe. #orc #orcs
Cover art preview for “The Orc Who Came Inside Part 3”, wherein a handsome half-orc and his nerdy gamer geologist BF take a wilderness adventure to visit a horny Minotaur volcano god.

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Commission for Puzzle_624 on Xitter of their handsome orc, Grim! #orcs #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #nsfw
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An encounter with a massive and horny orc ⚔️💦

Orlov the bonebreaker 🍺
This's what happens after the scene on the cover of my erotic romance story The Orc Who Came Inside Part 2 tr.ee/nCZW8czzAR

Cal the human thought he'd teach Brok the half-orc from the past how to play fighting games, but their game of strip Back Door Brawler LXIX gets disrupted by boners.
Part 2 of The Orc Who Came Inside Trilogy just published.

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This story's set in the future of my Claimed universe. It's a stand-alone story of a nerdy-yet-rugged human student falling in raunchy, erotic love with a wounded half-orc he found in an alley. They can't stop fuckin'.
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A new pillow for the night! uh... new orc. 😁
His name is Borz!

#orc #gayfantasy #bara #3d #3dart
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Bardwolf - Orcs! (He definitely can take all five of them)

Original strip drawn for my Patreon last year. :p
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Alrighty you horny people. Feast your eyes on my first piece of Orc art, featuring my Orc warrior Saikon Bloodmoon by @ramavataramaart.bsky.social

#orc
#warcraftart
#FortheHorde
OC from my #gayorc erotic romance novel available in Kindle ebook and paperback.

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Looks like a beer can!
Updated cover art for Volume 1 of "The Orc Who Came Inside"

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