Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
@diffractiongrating.bsky.social
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I am Iridescent on Twitter but some random took that here. François Mitterrand retire bitch. (they/them) 🏳️‍🌈
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Another day volunteering at the UCL museum. Everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck Jeremy Bentham's corpse. Buddy, they won't even let me fuck it.
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And I say this having actually enjoyed Sunset Boulevard. I just didn't think it was a good idea.
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I actually know most of the songs from the movie because it was really popular when I was in primary school... BUT I don't want to pay $150 to watch a musical version of a silly movie I liked when I was 7 because that's insane.
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Went to the salt mine. The guide said we could lick the walls which was almost certainly a joke but I did lick the walls.
Salt A chandelier made of salt Statue of biblical figures made of salt Super saturated salt solution lake
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Why!! I do not understand why they did this!! But a lot of their decisions are baffling.
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Yes it is. That doesn't explain why there are so many in a pile in a gazebo but it is in Poland.
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I like this depiction of angels as rainbow lorikeets.
Cathedral fresco of angels with rainbow wings
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I think we just got given a discount at a café for being nice to the barista in direct contrast to the large group of very obnoxious Italians immediately ahead of us.
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Old people should be banned from phone until they learn to act in a socially acceptable way in public. A decade ago they would have been shushing teens, now they are addicted to phone and horribly annoying.
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The EU should go all the way do a protected designation of origin and say it can only be a burger if it's from Hamburg if they're going to do this.
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Yes. They are on many a menu. One of the cocktails, early on before we realised we were overdosing on handmade cordial, was loosely gimlet like.
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The Gdansk trams announces their stops, including singing "Opera Bałtycka" to the tune of the Toreador Song.
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I always forget that my version of cocktails (what if you put three olives in a glass of gin) is not what the people who create most cocktail menus think and then I end up with something with sugar and I feel disgusted with myself and life in general.
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I would probably feel less ill if I'd had that total volume of drinks of just spirits without the sugar even though I would be much more drunk.
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As much as these drinks were cute, I actually really would have preferred wine or even beer. A cocktail degustation pairing is a terrible idea. I have drunk a litre of fancy cordial and tinctures etc and I'm not even drunk from the spirits therein.
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I can't believe it's not wine and beer.
A wine glass that contains a cocktail that looks like wine and a tiny beer glass that contains a cocktail that looks like beer
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So Polish sparkling wine is actually quite nice, would recommend.
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Thanks I hate it whilst laughing respectfully.