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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature
@digitalhomer.bsky.social
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Gay 🏳️‍🌈 (and trans ally 🏳️‍⚧️) Neurodivergent (ADHD) Atheist Communist Cat dad 🐈 🐈‍⬛ Linux user 🐧 Java coder ☕️ Guitarist 🎸 Model train hobbyist 🚂 Retro gamer 🎮 Cook 🥘 FOXTROT DELTA TANGO FOXTROT TANGO ROMEO
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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · Aug 9
• name: Matt
• pronouns: he/him
• height: 6’5”/196cm
• sexuality: gay
• sign: Leo, Aries moon, Virgo rising
• piercings: none
• tattoos: none
• fav color: baby blue
• fav drink: alcoholic - whiskey sour, soft drink - Dr. Pepper
• fav animal: grizzly bear
• MBTI: INTP
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 1d
Since Apple makes an iMac, an iPad, and an iPhone…

If you see someone get shot in an Apple store, would that make you an iWitness?

#puns #dadjokes
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 1d
Since Apple makes an iMac, an iPad, and an iPhone…

If you see someone get shot in an Apple store, would that make you an iWitness?
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 1d
And some of the Democrats too! We seriously need a 100% independent president and Congress.
digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 1d
In Greek mythology, Chiron was a half-man, half-horse healer.

That made him the Centaur for Disease Control.
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 1d
Is it bad that I almost don’t want to know what’s going on because there aren’t any trusted news sources anymore?
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 3d
Any rational human not drunk off of the MAGA Kool-Aid.
digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 3d
Better yet… let them both be torn to shreds by angry mobs before the trials can take place.
digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 3d
If someone confuses the words “burro” and “burrow”, they clearly can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground.

#puns #dadjokes
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 3d
Lots of electrical potential in that lightning.

High boltage.
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 3d
At least not in countries founded on stolen land (looking at you, United States…)
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 3d
If I were elected president, I wouldn’t want to live in the White House. Why should I live in a mansion when others are sleeping on the streets? I’d make the WH a museum of the presidency, and opt to live in a modest dwelling in a classified, secure location.
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 3d
Sodium sodium sodium sodium
Sodium sodium sodium sodium
Helium yttrium helium yttrium helium yttrium
Goodbye.

#nerdhumor
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 3d
If I were elected, I’d choose not to live in the White House. I’d prefer a modest house on a military base in an undisclosed location.
digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 3d
It’s got a Holy Hand Grenade on top!
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one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 4d
With the advent of self-driving cars, it’s only a matter of time before someone releases a country song about a guy’s truck leaving him.
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 5d
Around the turn of the 20th century, two brothers announced they could fly.

Turns out, they were Wright.

#puns #dadjokes
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 6d
The US government is basically Kremlin West at this point.
digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 6d
Give them both a little scratch behind the ears on my behalf.
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 6d
Why should we give them the courtesy of a trial? They could be impeached and still get off, considering how the House, Senate, DOJ, and SCOTUS are all GOP-controlled.

Sharpen the guillotine blade!

REVOLUTION
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 6d
On the other hand, he uses toilet paper after taking a holy shit.
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 6d
Which one is Sammy and which is Baker?
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 6d
It’s been shown that the computers that operate websites run better when angled to one side.

You should always tip your server.

#nerdhumor #puns #dadjokes
digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 6d
But we must remember that uninhabited land doesn’t vote

ABOLISH THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 6d
Indeed! Pumpkins are native to the New World.
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digitalhomer.bsky.social
one against nature @digitalhomer.bsky.social · 6d
He didn’t win jack shit, Elon bought the election for him.
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