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Dan (Chariot Greeter)

@dingledooiss.bsky.social

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · Jan 22

This account is for entertainment purposes only; I am a mentally ill person seeing patterns where they don’t exist.

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 3h

Wouldn’t that be something

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 4h

Going out among the OPies

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 4h

Like how many times do you stop and think “why is this so much more complicated than it has to be?” only to find that the answer is because some asshole with excessive influence has a stake in it being that way

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Wapshkankwet @wapshkankwet.bsky.social · 7h

I’m currently short $700.00 on rent. I moved into a spot w/ a roommate who was supposed to pay their split. They backed out. I’m a single mom, working FT.

Anything helps.
CA/V: wapshkankwet

I also have earrings for sale (3pair). I have til the 5th.

www.melancholynow.com

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 5h

As a guy who has nothing against sports but also no relationship *to* sports, I’d always figured that since the players’ strike in the 90s, baseball was the “third sport.” After the most recent season’s reactions idk.

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 9h

I’d rather see you happy, the world’s gonna be what it’s gonna be

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 16h

God sent them on a mission. Watch Blues Brothers Romulus today!

Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 2d

‘Just when you thought the water you wanted to go back in might be safe’

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Wapshkankwet @wapshkankwet.bsky.social · 18h

SNAP being cut/paused the first of Native Heritage month is the most American bullshit ever.

ensuring community is fed & taken care, you’re checking on neighbors and treating the most vulnerable like kin is a great way to “celebrate” Native Heritage month.

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 17h

There it is. Even if the fear were founded in something true (which it isn’t), courage should have us sharing anyway in spite of the fear.

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 17h

lol for a while I thought “The Breakup Song” by Greg Kihn Band was by BÖC, no idea why

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 18h

Albutersome, somebuterol

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 18h

Feeding the girls a little early tonight since the schedule is about to get jacked up

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 18h

if only there was some manner of balm that I could apply to my lip

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 18h

We need another war to pay for the last war

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 18h

2 commit 2 shit or whatever Hammer said

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 18h

I have no rules-based, systemic reasoning behind this. It’s purely vibes.

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 19h

Pretty sure that just happened with my benefits

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 19h

Dry skin season

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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 20h

This is very much linked to the inability of hateful ppl to feel compersion (vicarious joy)

Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 20h

I feel like this is also a huge undercurrent of the society ills we re dealing with structurally. A bunch of cowards to afraid to face themselves so all they do is compartmentalize, avoid, outsource labor and anger, repeat on loop.

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mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 20h

mmmm soap chocolate

Dr Bronners peppermint cream dark chocolate bar

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 19h

niche opinion, possibly divisive: Van Halen with Hagar is butt rock, Van Halen with Roth is not

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Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · 20h

The food stamp convo is actually a convo about wealth hoarders gaming deprivation sensitivity for social and monetary control.

Xodanix3 @xodanix3.bsky.social · Jan 5

Cuz kind of like I wrote about yesterday there always seems to be two extremes. Either ppl respond to deprivation sensitivity (lacking resources and realizing that) by becoming more empathetic and solution seeking. Or they become more competitive and aggressive.

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Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 20h

Sammy got crow’s feet and little salt & pepper coming in, looks good

archive dilfs @archivedilfs.com.br · 21h

TOP DILFS OF THE YEAR

53 • Jared Padalecki

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 20h

There’s always some pervert who wants to paint a newspaper and a whole ass Persian rug

Dan (Chariot Greeter) @dingledooiss.bsky.social · 23h

OK but if you told me that “held points” were a thing I’d believe it

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