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hawke 💛 kepuck

@dirtyelfb.bsky.social

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hi howdy i’m hawke! 🔞 sometimes! | 25 | he/they lesbian | white | FFXIV, WoW, DD2/DDDA, BG3, TES, etc. - scooping gravel into my mouth 🐸 art every blue moon! 🥰 mother miranda’s stupidest fan 🐦‍⬛

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 29d

I'm late but :) j'darzi kufai as a rhino beetle!!!!! i had never played nor watched hollow knight, but i had so much fun making this that i bought the game. that is also why im late LMAO

i think the world needs more butch beetles 🪲
#hawkekepuckart #hollowknight

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

i am very good at getting hurt in really fucking weird ways, and i’m convinced that if i ever die it’s going to at least be in a way no one else has before

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

really i could keep going bc these are just the first ones that popped into my head. i would have a promising career as a looney toon.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

hawke “while playing a mock game with his softball team, the dumbass catcher threw the ball point blank into the back of his HEAD while he was up to bat” kepuck

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

hawke “smashed his head on an open drawer so hard that he almost fainted out bc he was sitting on the floor talking to a girl on the phone and was distracted” kepuck

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

hawke “absolutely bruised the fuck out of his nose and face and was swollen for a week after his brand new water bottle’s metal cap decided to fucking explode out of the bottle like a rocket and hit him in the face so hard that he got a bloody nose” kepuck

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

hawke “breaks his leg while sledding bc the sled veered off the path and into a tree and he didn’t have enough time to jump off bc he was threw the other person to safety but then he never got to go to the hospital so it healed wrong and broke again 4 years later in college bc stairs” kepuck

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

hawke “worst cut he ever got on his hand was miraculously received from a thumb drive on his laptop, and it cut so deeply that the people present thought he might need stitches” kepuck

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

hawke “legs get stuck inside reverse hoop skirt of a beauty and the beast mrs potts costume during a dance rehearsal and ends up getting dragged 6 feet across the ground by a rogue tea cart with a human child inside of it that he can’t let go of or said child will propel off the stage” kepuck

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 1h

hawke “slightly trips backwards mid song in practice and ends up barreling through three rows of chairs up an incline, only to find himself sprawled in a pile of chairs completely dazed” kepuck

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2h

accidently slammed my knee into the car door esterday (gust of wind blew the door into my leg/knee while i was getting out) and it’s so funny bc it’s like yeah it’s been hurting a lot but mostly on and off until stairs. the stairs. oh god it’s so bad on the stairs CJDNFNF

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2h

i am so accident prone but in the way that i get hurt in really weird specific ways. this is low on the weird meter but i have had some very bizarre injuries where im just trying to figure out how it even happened

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2h

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2h

she’s literally so mean, it’s so funny. even her attack animation makes her kick most normal pokemon directly in the face and i’m like. girl that’s a bit much. overkill.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 2h

THIS MADE ME CHOKE PLEASEEE actually way too good. “they’re coming up with new pokemans every day now it seems”

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 3h

sorry for so much pokemon posting and especially since all of it is like one pokemon, i just think my trainer and lopunny are a silly combo. i use my other party member pokemon a ton too, shes just always doing the heavy lifting

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 3h

accidently mega evolved in the mall and we are scaring the old people.

my pokemon trainer standing with their giant mega lopunny behind them. to the side is an older woman who looks a touch concerned. my trainer character is staring straight ahead, not a single thought in their skull.

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 3h

as a kid i had always assumed lopunny was generally human sized, so imagine my surprise when in the 3d games they made it much smaller when in the overworld. i just think it’s funny as hell having a giant murder rabbit.

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 3h

can not express enough how insane some of the alpha vs normal sizes are. in the second pic it looks like both my colossal lopunny AND my trainer are beating up the poor normal lopunny

my alpha lopunny stood beside a normal lolunny, that isn’t even half its size. my pokemon trainer is standing behind bc this was stupidly hard to line up.

my giant lopunny beating up some poor smaller lopunny in a battle. my character looks like they’re also fighting but really they are just moral support to their insane giant lopunny. the smaller lopunny is using the Charm move, and there are small hearts floating around. my giant lopunny is about to kick the smaller lopunny in the face unfortunately.

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h

the siren call of the fluffy bob is strong indeed

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h

idk how but i was able to find the name, it’s called ruta’s buttercup bob! but im having trouble finding a dawntrail version, sadly this was 3+ years ago so idk 😔 but i think people have made some stuff similar to it

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hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h

comically the original hair color didn’t really work because that modded hair tinted it very pink for some reason. believe it or not, he actually has the exact “same” hair colors in both of these. i put a vanilla hair on and said “oh actually these colors look cute and less pink, slay”

hawke 💛 kepuck @dirtyelfb.bsky.social · 9h

the entire reason j’darzi kufai exists is because i wanted to make a miqo’te with hair reminiscent of a mocha frappuccino in character creator, and then i said “haha ill play a few levels, why not”. then he proceeded to forcefully bench my original main and take over.

(original vs current)