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disastromatic.bsky.social
Matt
@disastromatic.bsky.social
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I will not be told where to stand I will not be told what to say Not by man, or machine Not by you, not by anyone tonight Gonna have to do better than fear Gonna have to step out of the shadows and fight
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 4h
Thanksgiving Weekend Freezer Failure
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🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 2d
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 17h
Leafs look like ass this period.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 18h
Wow. New strategy to draw penalties, skate directly into opponent's stick
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 18h
Nick Roy, welcome to the program.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 18h
Less Marner, more Jarner
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 1d
The AI bubble bursting will not be enough. We must also force computers back onto pre-2015 operating systems and enforce physical media standards.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 1d
I do not hate them, but they cannot advance. Nothing personal.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 1d
And there goes John Lodge. Only one Moody remains.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 1d
There's no rule that says a middle-inning reliever can't be nine possums piloting a mannequin.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 1d
He's joined the Angle, playing the part of Obtuse
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 1d
In my opinion, combine all of these Owens into a much larger Owen and fight a kaiju.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
We aren't talking enough about how Alejandro Kirk can catch eight baseballs at once.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
Unless there's another injury someone's been playing through, I'd imagine so.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
(Complimentary)
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
Gausman looks like he's going to steal all the copper wire out of the hotel
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
The Gauslings!
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
Hazel is going to have a contact drunk by the end of the night
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
Yariel is a menace
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
"This is terrible, this is awful."
Myles Straw, thank you. I would not want to be drenched in champagne.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
Hey, he had to walk out to the bullpen. That's...something
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
Nathan Lukes goggles, they do nothing!
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
John Schnieider, poet laureate
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
Appreciate your support
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
The drop in the stomach from last night is gone. Floating on air. Going to sleep for twelve hours and eat pancakes tomorrow.
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Matt @disastromatic.bsky.social · 3d
What a goddamn bullpen game.