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The Discountess
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NOT LUANN, just a Luann Stan! Be cool, don’t be all like, uncool 😎 **Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes**
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · Nov 8
Hi BlueSky! Here for bravo and reality tv. 💙🩷
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 10h
I’m so glad you were there & all the doggies are safe!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 10h
I did consider that 😀
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 10h
I can’t stop laughing. Making out while farting the entire time 💀 Also I’m very grateful I’ve never experienced this as the farter or the, I’m not sure what word to use, victim of the fart? #RHOSLC
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 1d
So tired I don’t think I’m gonna last this whole episode long ass day. But love seeing V kill it on deck AND she look amazing in her all red outfit #BelowDeckMed #BelowDeck #BelowDeckMediterranean
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 1d
Lauren Weedman. She played the mayor of Las Vegas on Hacks. That took way too long lol
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 1d
Yes the only opened a few last year! I almost went to one that was like 90 mins away but it wasn’t worth it just to see it lol
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 1d
Omg this is making me insane. #NobodyWantsThis season 2 couples therapist, looks so familiar but google won’t tell me 🤣 I know I recognize her I need to know her name
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 1d
I just found out we are getting a Spirit Christmas!!!! I can’t wait! Opens Saturday!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 1d
I love yall so much 😍
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 1d
I’m not leaving 😘😘😘 LOVE YOU ALL! Crazy weekend though I didn’t get to check in!!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 1d
100%
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 4d
Hahaha! I was last there in 2017, I think it’s my favorite city in the world!
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 4d
Ugh all the instacart orders this morning are spirit Halloween 😫 Universe give me strength LOL! Anyway Happy Halloween 🎃 👻
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
McDonalds and Walmart are abusing SNAP
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
She looks like such an idiot all season. Dresses like a damn toddler
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
Sorry HATE* 😂
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
Gretchen is a liar and she’s a shitty, terrible person. Claiming to be Christian but supporting hate makes me sick and I have people like her more than anyone. #RHOC
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
‪Also I want to do this who is down for an Amsterdam trip! 🍄‍🟫 🍄 #RHOC‬
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Becca (ImWatchingBravo) @imwatchingbravo.bsky.social · 5d
Concept for next season: Gina, Heather, and Shannon doing shrooms and activities for 17 episodes
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
Omg more housewives on shrooms please #RHOC
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
And even more weird I don’t talk to this friend often, she was actually calling me about something else but obviously since that happened she also mentioned it. So odd that she crossed my mind. Sad for her family she was young probably around 50?
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
This is so weird. Yesterday I randomly thought about this girl (well, a woman now idk at what age I’ll stop saying girl) She was my friends older sister she was just a random person I used to know, no clue why she crossed my mind. She died today.
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
‪Ok accidentally saying lethargic for cathartic was funny, she did just make me laugh ‬
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Becca (ImWatchingBravo) @imwatchingbravo.bsky.social · 5d
Happy Gretchen getting exposed for being a bigot day! #RHOC
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The Discountess @discountess.bsky.social · 5d
Good for us 😂
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