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Matthew Buttler 𓃶

@diversecauses.com

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Docsatz Haderach. Formerly @diversecauses on X. He/him. I write documentation for software and a newsletter at diversecauses.com. Still seeking thrill enhancement. Still seeking skill advancement.

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 16h

"Let them eat cake"

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 1d

Per Danny Kemp via press pool

Trump is at the Halloween party at MAL

“Official theme is Gatsby and ‘a little party never killed nobody’, we’re told.”

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 17h

Paging @rob-sheridan.com, Rob Sheridan, line one.

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 1d

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 1d

I had a similar experience with Jolly Ranchers. The kids were so stoked and I still don't understand why.

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 1d

It looks like a hotel, and not in the good way.

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 1d

Trump won’t stop posting about the bathroom!

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Lou Plummer  @amerpie.lol · 1d

Oof, hits VERY close to home.#Halloween

Going as Former Gifted Child for Halloween and the whole costume is just gonna be people asking "What are you supposed to be?" And me saying "I was supposed to be a lot of things."

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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 2d

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 2d

Haters waiting tables, even

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 2d

We're off to see the desert,
The wonderful desert of Oz.

Because because because because of the works of despair he caused.

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 2d

Folks, we couldn't keep COINTELPRO, MKULTRA, or Iran-Contra under wraps. Do you really think we could keep a fake moon landing secret?

It was easier to go to the moon than fake it. Look it up.

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 2d

Buzz Aldrin actually punched someone in the mouth for saying this kind of shit. Buzz was 72 at the time.

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 2d

Kim Kardashian says the Moon landing was fake

"Go to TikTok ... see for yourself ... Why is the flag blowing? ... Why are there no stars?"

NASA responds:

"Yes, we've been to the Moon before ... six times"

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Josh Scherr @joshscherr.bsky.social · 2d

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 3d

There will be no sitcoms. There will only be Friends.

𝔻𝕒𝕟 [spooky pun] 🎃🍻🐦‍⬛ @danmynrd.bsky.social · 3d

AI sitcom accidentally a Lynchian fever dream. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and insane lament.

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 3d

Why do people "like that" always say shit like "Well it's better than an orange (PEDOPHILE!) fake tan. You AREN'T HELPING and you probably don't vote. You're HELPING get Drumph (PEDOPHILE!!) BACK in office!!!"

It's even weirder when they're from like... Toronto.

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 3d

What I want is the "Audio MIDI Setup" which is now a utility... But... It's.... configuring some settings! The rest of these are definitely utilities.

Tim Cook, WTAF are your designers even doing? Jerkin' it to AI nudes?

Your products are progressively shitty.

They have become enshittified, even.

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 3d

Searching for MIDI in the settings brings up the sound options with no MIDI knobs.

I did find an equalizer and... Ambient noise? These are in the accessibility options. You can have your computer constantly play rain or something. Neat, but weird.

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 3d

Oh, right, I forgot macOS has that weird audio setup control panel that is no longer in system settings. It is only because of my four years in university that I even knew these settings existed in the first place, but why the fuck is it so buried and unlinked in the sound settings?

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 3d

Bosty has been radicalized by hockey seating. Excellent.

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 3d

I'm pretty sure you're getting fleeced here. Someone's trying to manipulate you into giving good press to a very dubious proposition.

I suggest digging a bit deeper.

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 3d

Scientists: AI can help us process vast amounts of data.

Engineers: Here's an AI chatbot who fucks.

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 3d

All I hear is the air rushing into this bubble.

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Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 4d

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 4d

Beard Growing Intensifies

Stars and Stripes @starsandstripes.bsky.social · 4d

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth won’t meet with any “beardos” serving in South Korea.

Service members stationed in the Pacific recently received notice that enlistees with shaving waivers will not be allowed to attend Hegseth’s Camp Humphreys rally.

Pete Hegseth refuses to meet with bearded soldiers in South Korea

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Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 4d

Lil Winona

Matthew Buttler 𓃶 @diversecauses.com · 4d

Bluesky: "Who asked you, anyway?"