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dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · Mar 21

I've been writing a bunch over at medium.com/@geedium. Here's a thread of all of my entries:

Darien Gee – Medium

Read writing from Darien Gee on Medium. Move words like verbs, drop lines like Enter. Every day, Darien Gee and thousands of other voices read, write, and share important stories on Medium.

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dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 10h

I was right

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 10h

Welcome to Forever, Jorge Polanco

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 10h

What if Kahnle does the Kerkering thing

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 10h

You just went 1-2-3 through the top of your order, and now Seattle has 9-1-2 coming up and Flaherty hasn’t exactly inspired confidence

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 10h

Really feel like if the Tigers don’t score here, they’re not getting another chance to

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 10h

What Eduard Bazardo did tonight was nothing short of heroic

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 11h

4-walker to end this would be sooooo anticlimactic

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 11h

I think the longer this goes on, the more my nerves will be shot for tomorrow.

I need this to go 20

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 11h

Karma works in mysterious ways

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t care if you don’t have “clear and indisputable” evidence. If you have “I’m like 90% sure this is the right call” evidence MAKE THAT THE FUCKING CALL

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 11h

How the fuck do you not overturn that

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t have any sort of dog in this fight and I feel like I’m about to throw up. I have no idea how I’m gonna make it through tomorrow

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 12h

Congratulations on immortality for whichever Mariner hits the walkoff

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 13h

It’s kinda crazy there’s not a stage for the championship celebration, right? It’s weird they’re just on ground level

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 13h

Texas Hold ‘Em

Pocket Queens (A’ja & Jackie)

Push all in

Flop three Ace cards with the trophy on them

Text reads “Full House”

…what could’ve been

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 13h

Compared to the Liberty ad after they won last year, Nike could’ve done a lot better. There’s so much Vegas stuff you can make visuals out of (including a giant ass sphere) why would you go with a plane

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 13h

Aces officially stamped their dynasty with the “no one believes in us because we sucked total ass to start the year” championship

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 13h

I don’t think there’s a single thing Kah (or any player) could say to me in a Finals game to get me to T them up

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 13h

I haven’t seen anything that would suggest Skubal couldn’t give you 150 pitches if you asked him to

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 1d

Speaking of Saturday… we’re gonna have to rely on Miz, aren’t we?

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dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 1d

The guy in the green hoodie behind home plate is annoying me way more than anything actually happening on the field

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 1d

(Luis Arraez being bottom 10 in this stat might be what gets me to turn on him)

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 1d

Did some playing around with the end of season numbers. The bad part isn’t Joey Ortiz being second to last. The bad part is being surprised he’s *only* second to last.

MLB players, sorted by “Actual Slugging Percentage”

(Total Bases + Walks + HBP + SB) / Plate Appearances

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 1d

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU THROW HOME

dɛriɛn ʤi @dizzlevernetti.bsky.social · 1d

…so what’s the plan for Saturday?