Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 2d

Three steps to a good weekend:

Step one: Sleep in late. 💤
Step two: Get yourself a nice bowl of cereal. 🥣
Step three: Act like a kid again and watch some Saturday Morning TOONS!! 📺

This morning at 10am Central/11am Eastern on Twitch.tv/DJSQWRL!

Let's get NUTS!! 🥜🐿️

2 9

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 2d

He's the Diet Faygo of music.

1

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 2d

This man...and I cannot stress this enough...is from DETROIT!

I rest my case your honor.

1

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 2d

The angry outrage over Trump not getting a Nobel Peace Prize pretty much tells you everything you need to know about *why* he didn’t get one.

7

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah, we be goofin' and gaming tonight! It's Friday eve and time to cut loose with some nerdy chatter and games where winning don't matter! Sound like fun? Come on over and hang with us tonight at 8pm Central/9pm Eastern!

Right here--> Twitch.tv/DJSQWRL!

Let's get NUTS! 🥜🐿️

4 6

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 3d

Instead of a government shutdown can we have a government shut up?

Honestly we all could use a fuckin’ break.

2 10

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 3d

My doc told me a secret
On how to get more fit
Put a little granola in your meal
And the pounds will drop real quick

1

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 5d

2 9

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 5d

What could possibly go wrong?

a man in an office holding a burning piece of wood with the words everything is fine behind him

ALT: a man in an office holding a burning piece of wood with the words everything is fine behind him

media.tenor.com

1

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 5d

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

a woman with dreadlocks is making a funny face in front of a green screen

ALT: a woman with dreadlocks is making a funny face in front of a green screen

media.tenor.com

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 5d

Ayyyy, it's dat squirrel what plays the mashups again! That's right I'm back at it with more tunes and squirrelly nonsense tonight at Twitch.tv/BootieMashup! 🎶

When? RIGHT NOW!
Where? I just told you!
Why? Because I like ya!

LET'S GET NUTS! 🥜🐿️

Hey Mah! That squirrel is on the TV again. He's lookin' right at me!

4 7

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 6d

“The paycheck.”

1 2

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 6d

a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''

ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''

media.tenor.com

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 6d

"Remember when we thought we were all gonna die in the dark with no internet? Ahh....good times."

1

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 6d

It's like they think we didn't like google glass because it looked dorky.

No...no it was not that.

1

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 9d

Can't join but want to help out? Use this link to get to the Rock Your Rack 2025 donation page, or just spread the word:

fundraise.nbcf.org/fundraiser/5...

Even a buck or two helps, so give what you can! All donations are tax deductible and 100% of the money raised goes to the NBCF!

FUCK CANCER!

2 2

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 9d

What's better than cereal and cartoons on a Saturday morning? Kicking cancer's butt! That's right, Saturday Morning TOONS is here to Save The Ta-Tas!! Join us this morning for fun and laughs as we fundraise for the National Breast Cancer Foundation! 💗

Today @ 10am Central on Twitch.tv/DJSQWRL

1 2 6

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 9d

I've seen better stuff in the gumball machines at a Walmart.

1 1

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 9d

Oh right I forgot we don’t use the metric system here.

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 9d

Gosh I just can’t imagine why democrats don’t want to sit down and negotiate with these guys.

a man with a bandage on his face has the words that 's quite the mystery there below him

ALT: a man with a bandage on his face has the words that 's quite the mystery there below him

media.tenor.com

1 1

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 9d

So Canada won’t be the only country with a coin nicknamed “loonie” anymore.

Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 9d

Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not.

“Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.

Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's Likeness | Defector

The United States Department of the Treasury has developed, to the brink of production, a dollar coin that features the face and likeness of President Donald Trump, according to a source within the Tr...

defector.com

1 1 8

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 10d

This. Exactly this.

Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 10d

A Facebook meme: "My whole political stance pretty much boils down to "I care about other people and the planet" and wow does that make some people mad."

1 14

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 10d

This did not end how I thought it was about to. That was inspiring.

Let's go Huskies! Well done.

a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .

ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .

media.tenor.com

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 10d

Chat kicked my butt tonight! Good job!!

1 5

DJ SQWRL @djsqwrl.bsky.social · 10d

If you can't attend but just want to help the cause, you can donate here:

fundraise.nbcf.org/fundraiser/5...

Or just help spread the word! Every little bit helps! 🥰

https://fundraise.nbcf.org/fundraiser/5985831

2 4