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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦

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Kansas City, MO--Retired HS history & government teacher, coach (mainly 🏈), HS principal. Love dogs, books, travel, BBQ, Chiefs and Royals.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 4h

To hell with bunkers. I'm fine with them loading themselves in their precious rockets and taking off for Mars.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 4h

It would also be helpful if members of Congress gave a damn about DOING THEIR JOBS.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 4h

"I've been a little busy. It's a full-time job pleading ignorance of everything I should be aware of in order to do my job."

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 20h

They get to pretend for a day or two that the Waddling Diaperload is a real President.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 1d

What a pig he is. When you're a sleazy wannabe dictator, they let you do it, though, right?

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 1d

Trying to get JD to actually answer a question instead of just spouting platitudes is pretty underhanded.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 1d

All of his diehard voters on Social Security and Medicare should probably be pleased with this, no?

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 1d

But Big Media gobbled it up, because they got to pretend for a day that Diaper Donny is a real President.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

I'm enjoying all the postgame analysis, but so far everyone has overlooked THE crucial decision leading to the victory--my wife made a gametime call to ditch her underperforming lucky game mug from last year, in favor of a new draft choice picked up this summer. Nothing can stop us now.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

Miller will just show him some footage of Gaza City and tell him it's Portland and Chicago.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

I'm the Speaker of the House & third in line for the Presidency, but I don't know anything about anything. I'm just a total shill for my Lord and Savior, the Pedo Who Must Be Protected, Captain Cankles, Donald Jenius Trump.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

Nobody's funding it, dumbass Sean.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

Wordplays, what's a six letter word for "illegal killings?"

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

My takeaway is you get blocked.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

I'm convinced Miller has been showing Trump footage of Gaza and telling him it's Portland.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

Golf cart drivers are apparently considered essential personnel.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

Those crafty bastards!

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

When "being a raging asshole" is the only qualification to get hired, you're going to get these kinds of things happening.

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

Seven big strong emojis, tears running down their cheeks . . .

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 2d

Why is he flying to Israel when all our big cities are burning to the ground and everyone is being murdered? Oh wait . . . I'm being told that's total horseshit.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 3d

Welker (and every other interviewer) should be standing and screaming "THERE IS NO INSURRECTION! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?"

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Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 3d

If this is the best we can be, time to break it up and start over.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 3d

Someone explain to Couchboy that a big reason that Clinton, Obama, and Biden haven't been prosecuted is because THEY DIDN'T COMMIT ANY CRIMES.

Trump sues people for every perceived slight, and he apparently thinks criminal charges should work the same way.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 4d

Wonder if the National Guardsmen have pondered what to do when they're ordered to fire on the protesters.

Dennis Croskey 🏈🇨🇦 ⚾️🇺🇦🐶🇬🇱📚🇵🇦 @dkxkee.bsky.social · 4d

This game is a good representation of the modern game:
Guys come out of the bullpen belching fire, throwing 100 with movement, & nobody's hitting that.

Teams have no idea how to manufacture runs.

It ends when somebody comes in that can't throw a strike, or when 100 hits somebody's bat solidly.

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