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@doggirl.bsky.social

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i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · Nov 7

does anyone else love to love like i do or am i just some kinda freak

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 5h

smoking on that shit that made Mr. Mistoffelees magical

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 5h

tonyight we let the whiskas tyalk

picture of me with cat themed press-on nails, holding a carton of cat milk called "whiskas"

pouring the carton of whiskas into a wine glass

my living room table with a cat toy, my lipstick stained wine glass of whiskas, and a lit bong packed with catnip

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 5h

you wouldn't dare .

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 9h

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 11h

I have to pay $5 dollars in taxes every individual time I say a cuss word

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 11h

Dammit. You've found My Loophole

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 11h

think again

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 13h

NEED to get back to this

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 14h

that's gotta complicate your taxes for sure

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 1d

by far the craziest shit in the whole manga

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 1d

I thought this immediately after posting lmao

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 1d

evil rob dyrdek: welcome to my twisted fantasy factory

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 1d

so was Rob Dyrdek actually good at skateboarding or was he just a millionaire who liked skating culture a lot

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Alice @bxxxnie.bsky.social · 1d

Emo horsey

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

#liked

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

yuuupp

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

local dog disgusted by purple man

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

local man tortures dog for twitch subs

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

NOW THIS A BIT OF A STRETCH

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

wowowow

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

0 brain cell human being

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

resident evil scientist boss fight: you won't make it out of this facility. witness the next stage of human evolution!!! (pulls out a little bottle labeled "SUPER UNTESTED MUTANT JUICE" and chugs it) No.. I... this is wrong... It Hurts...! Has umbrella... no way.... Unprecedented!.. Umbrella has betrayed me!!! (turns into a big twelve-eyed oozing monster)

some note you pick up after: yeah Todd stole my sandwich from the break room yesterday so I gave the stupid bitch the virus to test on himself lol. anyway we wrangled 800 stray dogs last week, stuffed them all in one cage with no food, & it's my job to agitate them every day. Let's see where this goes

very next bloodied note: who... let... the dogs out........

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

ah! apologies 🙂‍↕️

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

incredibly brave guy that calls himself a pediphile/podophile to get across that he's hugely into feet despite knowing what it sounds like

i ❤️ eating plastic @doggirl.bsky.social · 2d

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