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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸
@donquiotext.bsky.social
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My name is Woody Righter of Wrongs in Hertforddhire UK. Anti Monarchy, Pro Democracy. If you don't like my Posts, don't continue to read them. If I follow you, Please Follow Back. No DMs + No posts, no follow. English & Spanish Speaker. #Puns #TagGames
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 18m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts " I wish Woody would Sod off to the Sunday market and give others a chance to post"

Well. You've got your wish. See you tomorrow. X
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 20m
I used my electric razor. A bit like mowing the grass
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 26m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts on aircraft.

I hope we don't crash

Bloody hell the food is expensive

Cor the cabin crew are babes

Are we nearly there yet

I wish the woman with the headphones would stop laughing like a drain
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 29m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts on a crowded train. I tune out the loud mobile phone chatter
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 30m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts in restaurants. Interesting people listening
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 32m
That's why I posted it. See, I remembered
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 34m
a man in a suit and tie says " you might think that i couldn 't possibly comment "
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 35m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts in the various languages I speak or understand.
Spanish
Polish
Turkish
Italian
Portuguese
Romanian

Then I translate into gibberish
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 38m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts even when they wear aluminum foil on their heads
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 39m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts @jamesbatty.bsky.social " I bet Woody hasn't listened to many songs, unlike me"
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 41m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts @wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social " I bet other posters think I only watch the feathered type of birds. How wrong they are".
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 43m
I thought you already did
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 44m
Genius
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 45m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts out loud
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 45m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts and prayers.
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 46m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts so I know how to reply before they put them into words
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 47m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts especially the rude ones
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 48m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts and respect them as confidential
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 49m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts @karmamum1.bsky.social " Now I've tried Polenta, I do hope he shuts up about it"
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 51m
#IfICanReadPeoplesThoughts @sidneypaget.bsky.social " I wonder if Woody is thinking of something else to mention other than a round of drinks"
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 54m
Beat me to it
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 13h
#AllAboutMusicInASongOrMovie

Yogi Bear

ABBA ABBA Do !
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 13h
#AllAboutMusicInASongOrMovie

The Sing of four
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 13h
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a thank you sign .
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DonQuixotext 🇬🇧🇪🇸 @donquiotext.bsky.social · 13h
#AllAboutMusicInASongOrMovie

Schindlers Liszt
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