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Garden gnome

@dontfearthehops.bsky.social

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Fan of books, beer, bourbon, tequila, furry critters and most people. Garden gnome in training. St. Louis native.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 27d

It is with a broken heart that I am letting folks who knew @gamj90.bsky.social know that she passed away peacefully this morning.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 1h

Only had 4 here which is a new low. Remember when we would 150+ . Sigh

Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 7h

May be?

Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 8h

All they have available is the Takis Fuego Xtra Hot.

Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 8h

Sort of looks like a water torture device to me. 🤷‍♂️

Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 8h

Hope it picks up for you next week!

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 8h

Ok may be sleeping with socks on for a while now.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 8h

The perfect beer for the last day of October. Thanks @2ndshiftbrewing.bsky.social !

Picture of can and poured glass of 2nd Shift Brewing Octoberfest.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 1d

Great I survived it but now I will get sued for trademark infringement.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 1d

Holy crap, Staunton? Really? They are about 100 years late for roundup there. My in-laws parents were all immigrants, some from Italy and others Ireland. All were living in Staunton because they were hard working coal miners.

Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 1d

That man could play a guitar for sure!

Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 1d

After being at the Brentwood Promenade this afternoon I feel like I should gotten a sticker. "I shopped the Thunderdome and survived" or something like that.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 3d

a cat is laying on its back in the grass with the words `` so sad '' written on it .

ALT: a cat is laying on its back in the grass with the words `` so sad '' written on it .

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 4d

Better chance of getting it back from there than if it was a USPS package in Chicago.

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 4d

Maybe a "Where's Waldo?" style book is in order here.

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 6d

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Garden gnome @dontfearthehops.bsky.social · 6d

Here is a thought, stay away from the wild animals that can kill you. Seems like an easy choice and yet there are always people trying to pet those fluffy cows in National Parks.