Dorgana Morgana VEVO (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️
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PFP by @rubybeta.bsky.social Intelectual Dungeon Master. Commander of the Dolldivers. Autistic speaker Progresive satanist Supporter of the arts Anti-purity MUTANT SUPREMASIST MDNI Marceline Kinnie Lv26 V-trollsona strawpage satariovydia.straw.page
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Autistic childhood is thinking the world works correctly and you are the one who’s got something wrong with you.

Autistic adulthood is realizing the world doesn’t work because your fellow adults even ones you looked up to will believe stupid shit like the idea that dinosaurs never existed.
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Sharing this 102 year old WW2 Vet who is fighting fascism a second time.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M MAKING THIS SKEET THE TTRPG HOTLINE ☎️

Post your fucking D&D/pathfinder GM-ing problems you're running into👇 and I'll fix it with my huge muscley wrinkly wet brain, because I'M BARONESS DORGANA MORGANA THE GREATEST DM IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!🧙‍♀️🌍🐉
TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBLITY, STOP WHINGING ABOUT BALANCE, IT'S NOT A FUCKING MMO, IT'S NOT A FUCKING PVP GAME SO WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE AND SAYING ''Ohhh all my encounters are too easy :('' WHEN YOU'RE GOD OF YOUR OWN IMAGINATION, if they're too powerful THROW SOME MORE DUDES IN THERE, IDIOT.
TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSIBLITY, STOP WHINGING ABOUT BALANCE, IT'S NOT A FUCKING MMO, IT'S NOT A FUCKING PVP GAME SO WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE AND SAYING ''Ohhh all my encounters are too easy :('' WHEN YOU'RE GOD OF YOUR OWN IMAGINATION, if they're too powerful THROW SOME MORE DUDES IN THERE, IDIOT.
-how powerful the abillities in a given game are and using them responsibly, Yes, your wizard can take the overpowered spell, and yes it's cool to blow up rooms of enemies, but you know what's cooler? casting fucking Tidal wave and throwing a bunch of enemies into lava, you fucking puts.
Genuinely I do not like the turn so many TTRPGs are taking to apeal to MMO playing losers who think an outline of a big laser apearing before a big laser hits next turn is the pinacle of game design, it's not and you're stupid if you think so, furthermore uhhh balance doesn't matter it's less about-
I like that 3.5 has a billion books for everything, like they had a book about earth themed species including a whole language for goliaths, and it's like WHY can't we get that anymore?

I know why, BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE SLOBBERING GAMERS WHO DON'T WANT TO PLAY A ROLEPLAYING GAME BUT RATHER- 1/2
D&D 1e: monster design: normal fantasy creature or THE WHISTLE SNIPPER THAT CUTS YOUR LIPS OFF IF YOU WHISTLE
2e: same as before but BLUE

3.5: The evil bastard man who sucks your levels, with dubious intentions AND IS 100% EVILLLL
4e: World of warcraft trash mobs
5e: All but 4e AND IT'S WOKE NOW!!!
-PLAY VIDEOGAMES YOU DON'T WANT TO IMPROVISE AND ROLEPLAY, YOU WANT ABILLITIES THAT SAY EXACTLY WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH NO ROOM FOR INTERPRETATION AND YOU JUST WANT TO ADD +1S TO EVERYBODY'S ROLL AND CALL IT TEAM WORK CAUSE YOU'RE NOT CREATIVE AND YOU HATE ROLEPLAY UNLESS IT'S FEM-DOMING NPCS!
I like that 3.5 has a billion books for everything, like they had a book about earth themed species including a whole language for goliaths, and it's like WHY can't we get that anymore?

I know why, BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ARE SLOBBERING GAMERS WHO DON'T WANT TO PLAY A ROLEPLAYING GAME BUT RATHER- 1/2
D&D 1e: monster design: normal fantasy creature or THE WHISTLE SNIPPER THAT CUTS YOUR LIPS OFF IF YOU WHISTLE
2e: same as before but BLUE

3.5: The evil bastard man who sucks your levels, with dubious intentions AND IS 100% EVILLLL
4e: World of warcraft trash mobs
5e: All but 4e AND IT'S WOKE NOW!!!
Pathfinder 1e creature design: Yoinking great ideas from D&D but legally distinct, also here's everything from every mythology ever, also here's a statblock for cthulhu just in case, and uhhh RACISM

PF2E: Yeahhhh we're sorry about that, uhm, here's some more of the same? also we inflated the stats.
D&D 1e: monster design: normal fantasy creature or THE WHISTLE SNIPPER THAT CUTS YOUR LIPS OFF IF YOU WHISTLE
2e: same as before but BLUE

3.5: The evil bastard man who sucks your levels, with dubious intentions AND IS 100% EVILLLL
4e: World of warcraft trash mobs
5e: All but 4e AND IT'S WOKE NOW!!!
5.5: IT'S AN MMO NOW and dragons don't have bite attacks >:( also some monsters have FIVE SHOTS OF LEGENDARY RESISTANCE also THE ART'S GOOD AGAIN!
D&D 1e: monster design: normal fantasy creature or THE WHISTLE SNIPPER THAT CUTS YOUR LIPS OFF IF YOU WHISTLE
2e: same as before but BLUE

3.5: The evil bastard man who sucks your levels, with dubious intentions AND IS 100% EVILLLL
4e: World of warcraft trash mobs
5e: All but 4e AND IT'S WOKE NOW!!!
Getting paid tommorow, gonna finally get that physical copy of council of wyrms, Gygax was a cock but at least he understood the value of having players be able to play as any creature as long as they start from the bottom, and that's some real ass shit.
Who would win in a fight? A magic dinosaurus rex

OR

a cyborg urangutan with a deathwish?
I’m gonna keep beating the shit out of people and leaving untill morale improves.
90s fighting game character designers be like:

“Okay so, she’s nun with devil powers-”

Other designers *snooooore*

1st guy: “-Uh and uh, her name is Sinthia!”

Other guys again: *snooooooore*

1st guy: “and she has big boobies?”

Other guys again-again:
a crowd of people are dancing in a room
Alt: A crowd of people cheering uproariously
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“It’s like you dipped a bunch of amazeballs in awesome sauce.

This post was created by Fujoshi trans girl gang.
ruby_beta stocks are going up…. the movie universe just got a whole lot more woke. erm, what the awesome sauce?
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another last minute quick drawing #homestuck
Random oc fun fact that is literally not (?) related to anything lore wise: it’s still true and canon Ceaser created Detrot’s own personal halloween by sneaking around her castle once a year any information that contradicts this is wrong and deceitful.
Random oc fun fact that is literally not (?) related to anything lore wise:
Odessa gave Detrot those actually don't listen to her she's lying
Random oc fun fact that is literally not related to anything lore wise: Ceasar once dropped their headphones in Detrot’s room during their yearly haunting which is why Detrot has blue headphones.