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dougzone22
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Sarcastically creative writer, craft beer enthusiast, and proud Canadian.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 25d
Two birds got to great lenths in Canada!
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Birds of a feather? (#252)
Prince Albert, SK & Folyet, ON – Of late, a pair of our feathered friends have made news for travelling excessive distances and being located in Canada. A Crested caracara named Cara (pro…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 7d
Russell knows it.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 7d
Yeah, what you said!
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 8d
Fallout from theft at the Louvre!
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External view of the Louvre in Paris.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 14d
A Blue Jay
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 25d
Those are significant wounds.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 25d
Is the season marked on all calendars, like Australia Day?
An American would ask, "Do you have 4th of July there?"
"Yes, it is the day after July 3rd!"
a cartoon of a hamburger and a hot dog says happy 4th of july
ALT: a cartoon of a hamburger and a hot dog says happy 4th of july
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 25d
Have you had an encounter? It seems you have. I have heard of these beasts allegedly protecting nests.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · 25d
Two birds got to great lenths in Canada!
dougzone22.wordpress.com/2025/10/09/b...
Birds of a feather? (#252)
Prince Albert, SK & Folyet, ON – Of late, a pair of our feathered friends have made news for travelling excessive distances and being located in Canada. A Crested caracara named Cara (pro…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Oct 1
New month; new words!
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New month; new words! (#251)
Brampton, ON – Given the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) acknowledges new words in the lexicon on a quarterly basis with such offerings as tradwife and brain rot and this being a brand new mo…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 24
Not so mush geo, but socio-political intracacies.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 24
Not so mush geo, but socio-political intracacies.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 24
Alberta up to new tricks!
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#EdmontonAB
#Transmisia
Alberta road worthy? (#250)
Edmonton, AB – Alberta is one of ten provinces in Canada. It is known for the production of petroleum products, beef, canola, and wheat. Alberta was named after the fourth daughter of Queen V…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 24
Alberta up to new tricks!
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#EdmontonAB
#Transmisia
Alberta road worthy? (#250)
Edmonton, AB – Alberta is one of ten provinces in Canada. It is known for the production of petroleum products, beef, canola, and wheat. Alberta was named after the fourth daughter of Queen V…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 24
Alberta up to new tricks!
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#EdmontonAB
#Transmisia
Alberta road worthy? (#250)
Edmonton, AB – Alberta is one of ten provinces in Canada. It is known for the production of petroleum products, beef, canola, and wheat. Alberta was named after the fourth daughter of Queen V…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 19
a man wearing glasses is making a funny face and says `` am i the only one that sees it ! ''
Alt: bubbles is making a funny face and says, ``Am I the only one that sees it! ''
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 18
Monoculist seeks a refund!
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Monoculist seeks sizable discount (#249)
Toronto, ON – Derek “Old Blue Eye” Navelgazer prides himself as a fan of all matters of sport. He informed us he has been a season-ticket holder to Toronto’s Blue Jays, Maple Leafs, and Argon…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 10
While socks had been invented, Google says, "There is no scriptural nor archeological evidence suggesting Jesus wore socks with sandals," and that is good enough reason for those who ask, "WWJD?"
Personally I could give a flying fuck, so just sayin'.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 10
Yes, tan socks are an abomination!
three people 's feet are laying on a rug with one wearing a pair of tan socks
Alt: People wearing a pair of tan socks.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 8
I am hearing a lot of "gross", but those socks begged for attention.
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Sep 4
Screwworms!
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#CentralAmerica #NewWorldScrewwormFly
A screwworm
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Aug 27
You can rest assured that was contemplated, but that guy was already naked in the shitter. Premature occupation!
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Aug 26
Flight attendant higher than plane!
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High flight (#247)
London, UK – A 41-year-old, British Airways flight attendant has pleaded guilty to performing aviation duties while impaired by drugs after he was found locked inside an aircraft toilet naked…
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Aug 21
From today's Globe & Mail:
A classified ad
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Aug 17
Another astounding discovery!
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Janjucetus dullardi
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dougzone22 @dougzone22.bsky.social · Aug 14
But do you ever reminisce about On The Beach despite your remoteness?
a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it .
ALT: a nuclear explosion with a huge mushroom cloud coming out of it .
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