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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐)

@downonthepharm.bsky.social

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RadioApple shipper who occasionally bangs out a fic or two at https://archiveofourown.org/users/DownOnThePharm/works I also like playing with yarn. I’m GenX, a 1970 model, which makes me a hell of a lot older than 18 (try 55). Minors and kiddies, shoo.

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 3h

Mama Luci: Awwww. 😍😍😍
Daddy Al: They’re getting covered in that sweet crap. I’m not washing them!

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 8h

Al is absolutely loving it.

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Spooky Soap @soapks.bsky.social · 8h

the real reason the Vees tower burnt down

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 9h

Brilliant idea! Luci would rock his style.

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 9h

I adore your art style.

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 9h

Dear King Lucifer:

Your Majesty, I am the only one here allowed to use hypnosis. Cease and desist immediately!

No insult intended, Sire.

Your loyal subject, Vox

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 9h

Stupid AU art thought - all the Hazbin characters as cartoon animals. I can see Kaa-Vox trying to hypnotize Alastor-Bambi while Val (Arthur, the Mothman from The Tick) sketches them.

I need to learn to draw again so I can put this nonsense out into the world.

#hazbinhotel

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 9h

I will freely admit to harboring a crush on Robin.

Luci toyed with the idea of acting like Kaa at first, but he got an angrily scrawled letter from Vox demanding he stay in his lane and leave the hypnosis to TV demons, so he doesn’t do it now.

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 10h

Sir Hiss! I love him.

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 10h

We know Al’s price now - a plush Vox.

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 10h

Corrupt me, Father - I want to sin.

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 10h

Stuff the deer, Luci!

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 10h

Oh, good!

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 10h

He probably wraps his tail around furniture and tries to slither up columns, but Al has been wrangling gators since he was a kid, so just detaches him and keeps going.

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 10h

I thought I’d somehow broken the damn sheet at first, as it’s been ages since I touched a sheet (not used in my line of work). I think it’s OK - if not, it’s my fault.

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 11h

I’m in!

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1d

I love Ree’s art so much.

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome to the Shrult!

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✨Doom✨ @kalico-of-doom.bsky.social · May 20

“𝑀𝑎𝑚𝑎𝑛..!”

Alastor is a mama’s boy and I will take that headcanon to my grave 😤

#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHoteAlastor

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1d

I know that feeling all too well.

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1d

I routinely spend more than that on crochet supplies.

a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money .

ALT: a baby is looking out of a window with the words take my money .

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1d

This is definitely in Luci’s palace.

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DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1d

The Shrine is great!

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1d

Al is such a good daddy.

DownOnThePharm (Shrultist 🦐) @downonthepharm.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t help feeling a bit bad for her, even though she’s vengeful and murderous. It clearly shattered her mind when Niffty made Adam tartare in front of her.

Do I want Charlie or Vaggie to gut her like a fish? Of course! It’d be putting her out of her misery, really.

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