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Draven Umbra

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Neurodivergent, PTSD, "Tony Stark of the Trailer Park" -ExGF Oscilloscope in a world built for hammers. #OSH #OSE #FuckTheRich

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · Aug 5

Everything you need to remember today:

We are in a Class War started by billionaires.

Donald Trump is an incestuous pedophile

Drink 3L+ of water a day to prevent ammonia buildup in the brain (ammonia is a weak electrolyte and brain function suffers)

Unclench your jaw.

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 6h

Another reason I refuse to take life seriously. Modern life hinges on the operation of tons of Rube Goldberg machines. The ridiculousness of it speaks for itself.

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 6h

I've failed every year after 25. Have to repeat until I pass 🤷

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 8h

...watch for pupil dilation

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 8h

Me:

When you get down to the brass tacks of it, computer chips are just Rube Goldberg machines for electrons.

Physicist:

Well actually, they're complicated ordered networks and channels that allow electrons to pass using inherent physics until they meet an obsta--- OH MY GOD

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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 12h

Americans have been telling themselves they will not live on their knees for generations going back to our Founding.

We’re gonna be testing that claim in the coming months.

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 17h

FRIDAY WE DANCE! Show me your moves...or not.

*Warning* You are either dancing on Bluesky with me, or you're dancing on Bluesky against me...Choose wisely

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 17h

You know who else doesn't want to engage with the Global Social Decency movement?

The Taliban.

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 18h

Do I look like I'm chugging maple syrup while riding a moose?

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 20h

Watching my trading acct like, "Big money, big money, no whammys"

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 20h

Gonna look absolutely stunning as a pile of rubble.

I had a premonition.

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 20h

Wearing a tac vest to announce people are putting ketchup on hot dogs is about the most fkn Chicago thing I've ever experienced 😂

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 20h

a man with a beard is standing in a kitchen and says how did you know that

ALT: a man with a beard is standing in a kitchen and says how did you know that

media.tenor.com

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 20h

If they're going to lie about us doing it, we might as well actually do it 🤷

Not now, obviously, but in the near term future. Hunt em down like rabid dogs and cleanse the gene pool

NPR @npr.org · 21h

ICE claims assaults on its officers are up sharply since June. There's no public evidence that number is true.

White House claims "more than 1,000%" rise in assaults on ICE agents, data says otherwise

Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers claim assaults on their officers are up sharply since June. There's no public evidence that number is true.

n.pr

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 20h

Altman: People are chomping at the bit to include their IP into Sora

Disney: *Immediately opts out*

Altman: 😱

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 21h

Gave the Peace Prize to the REASON that mfer was blowing up boats.

THAT is what I want to see. Good for them and good for her.

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 21h

Breaking: Trump has officially lost the Nobel Peace Prize.

Instead, the Nobel committee is awarding the leader of the opposition in Venezuela for supporting “democracy over dictatorship.”

Trump Loses Nobel Peace Prize He Shamelessly Campaigned For

The Norwegian Nobel Committee on Friday said the recognition would instead go to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado.

time.com

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 21h

Fuck yeah! Good for her

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

Family tree looking like a xmas wreath

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

Now is as good of a time as any to remind people there is a big nerve cluster just inside the armpit, and when it gets jabbed quickly, the entire arm will lock up tight to their body with a multi-muscle cramp.

It's a great way to temporarily disable someone's dominant arm.

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

I'll be happy when we toss them in military prison for treason and sedition. I'm so god damned sick of this timeline

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

We never were

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, didn't they say 'Its never going to happen' in plain fkn language?

Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

What cherry picked group of football helmet wearing crayon chewers do they have on-call for jury duty?

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Draven Umbra @dravenumbra.bsky.social · 1d

That's what it was always about, Kyle.

Make the dogs bark for their kennel

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Rachel Bitecofer @rachelbitecofer.bsky.social · 1d

🚨🚨🚨As Rutgers professor and anti-fascist researcher @Mark__Bray and his family tried to escape death threats, they found their tickets to Spain had been cancelled at their gate at Newark airport. apple.news/At9zbVrllRta...

US anti-fascism expert blocked from flying to Spain at airport — Guardian US

Rutgers University professor who published book on antifa was informed at boarding gate that his trip was cancelled

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Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 @serrata.org · 1d

Well shit. Republican bought Dominion and renamed it to "Liberty" Vote. So now we can almost certainly expect the votes to actually be rigged.
thehill.com/business/554...

Dominion Voting Systems sold and renamed as Liberty Vote

Dominion Voting Systems, the voting technology company that was at the center of controversy and false stolen-election claims after President Trump’s 2020 loss, has been sold and will be renamed as…

thehill.com

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