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Dr Neil & Mr Price

@drneil.bsky.social

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From the banks of the Ōreti to the mighty Yarra. Surgeon for little people. Educator for big people. Inventor of the elder-flower martini. Flâneur. He/Him. Some of these bleets don’t even reflect my own opinions...

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · Sep 25

“Each man's death diminishes me,
For I am involved in mankind.”

-John Donne

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 4h

There’s no way these cars are parked like this by accident!

A row of parked cars alternating between black and maroon all different makes and models as far as I can tell. Also we saw them parked like this a couple of days ago too so must be intentional also also it’s the car park at the Victorian parliament …the ministers cars do they have some sort of “dress code”????

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 4h

I passed my 💩 test! I feel I deserve a treat…maybe a new Garmin…I could call it my FOB watch

Results letter for my bowel cancer screening test!

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 5h

*felt like* 20

a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt is asking what a week huh ?

Alt: Classic 30 Rock scene Lemon: what a week, huh?” Jack: lemon, it’s Wednesday

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 15h

Going where the weather suits my clothes
Backing off of the north east wind
Sailing on summer breeze
And skipping over the ocean like a stone

Me on the way out this morning. Jaunty Red white blue stripped blazer blue shirt, blue/grey slacks tan shoes. Sunglasses

Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 15h

Someone with one formal warning getting out ahead of it this year!

beck eleven @beckeleven.bsky.social · 17h

Good news everyone.

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 15h

Good Morning.

Bright morning sun reflected on a literally mirror smooth Yarra river

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 15h

Love to see it

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Kyle MacDonald @kylemacd.bsky.social · 17h

NZ’s shift to more private health care will likely raise costs and reduce quality: what the evidence tells us

Many studies show public funding of private health care can be more expensive and less equitable. A truly evidence-based health system would acknowledge this.

buff.ly

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

They couldn’t find a New Zealand bystander but they got the next best thing

Screen grab from ABC News

“He said he was visiting Melbourne from Mexico for the Melbourne Marathon on
the weekend.”

Picture of a man wearing an All Blacks jersey

Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

Are ever so excited about your left overs for lunch tomorrow that you just want to go straight to bed after the dishes?

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

I suspect the people who stole my bike did ☹️

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

Well now they have battery powered ones so amazing how technology delivers…eventually

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

*by 🤦‍♂️

Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

But what do I know I’ve had a Mai Tai and didn’t even spot the typo so …🤷🏻‍♂️

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no, buy that he means essential and multipurpose…have you met Baxter??

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

“The weedeater is the garden what the angle grinder is to the kitchen” - @tartanperil.bsky.social circa 1997 iirc

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

I regret to announce that I am very much back on my bullshit

Newly purchased Living Colour Time’s Up on vinyl…I only had the cassette back in the day

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

oh, it will pay for itself due to "efficiencies" don't you know. The national party are natural fiscal managers, they are very smart

a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his eyes closed

Alt: steve carrol from the US Office failing to keep a straight face

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

what are you all planning on doing with that sweet antifa cash?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure that’s Johnny Depp in his Hunter S Thompson make up…

Thumbnail for an online story “wild scenes shut down Aussie city

https://www.news.com.au/national/victoria/crime/man-smokes-cigar-while-armed-during-police-operation-in-melbourne-cbd/news-story/d80610ce60fc0afd37aac015fd3fb919

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

a man wearing a sombrero is laying down in a classroom and says i 'll allow it

Alt: gif from Community says i 'll allow it

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

well I hope you are similarly cautious about utilising the idiom

Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine if alcohol was prescription only, how much hand wringing would there be about risks and potential for abuse....

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man says " i mean i probably brought it on myself

Alt: so many good consequences gifs, was very tempted by the Jon Wick one but could not resist a Bufft gif (who could) IIRC its Warren ( one of the three nerds) looking at Dawn and then saying - in a whiney way- " i mean i probably brought it on myself

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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 1d

they sell vitamin A over the counter

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