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|NSFW🔞| - I’m Umero (27|He/They), a druid and a yordle. I like plants, I like bulges, I like drawing, and don’t test my patience. Banner by Fudatsu Icon by SOLIDASP

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Umero🌿 Commissions: Open @druidyordle.bsky.social · Sep 11

Alright, finishing two pieces tonight to clear up my queue. I’m opening up pinup commissions to tackle my bills this Sunday. Single character pinup commission are 100 USD, extra characters are 50 USD. I can do 2-3 characters in one piece. DM here of telegram @/DruidYordle.

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Actry AD LVFC25 FWA25 Furvana25 @adtry.bsky.social · 5h

Gay vampire bats suck
🎨 @bayoubeaver.bsky.social

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fek @fek.bsky.social · 2h

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Spyz💜🏳️‍🌈 @purplechonks.art · 5h

Red floor #nsfw

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Tozier McPandaFace @tozier.bsky.social · 2h

I feel blessed I found her in the wild

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Milatora @milatora.bsky.social · 7h

Fen is watching u

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Azi @poppafossa.bsky.social · 7h

27 today 🎂

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Umero🌿 Commissions: Open @druidyordle.bsky.social · 10m

HNNNGGGGGG 💦💦💦

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DANEBURGER SUPREME 🐮🍔 @danemoo.bsky.social · 1h

big fat bulge. balls so big they hang out of every pair of underwear. fat cock that shows through everything. am I right????

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Montaguey @montaguey.bsky.social · Aug 26

When Gideon Grey's pie prices finally got hit by inflation, he had no choice but to offer additional services to keep customers satisfied.

Not that he's complaining, of course.

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Montaguey @montaguey.bsky.social · Aug 29

(I haven't seen either movie yet) but I've seen the tiktok edits so I pretty much have

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TazAa @unatazaamarilla.bsky.social · 5h

still proud of this old comm~ 🐻✨

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sudo pacman -S weasl-utils @zeitwolverine.mustelid.party · 1h

Ugh! Work, again??

I'd rather lay around like this all day.

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Search Yeen ⚢ @yeenpupbean.bsky.social · 1h

I actually snapped a couple more photos from this set. Since you all have been so nice about the other photo, enjoy these too :3c

Fall is my absolute favorite season 🍂

A nude woman wearing a fusuit head and a garland lays on a couch

A nude woman wearing a fusuit head and a garland poses in front of a bookshelf

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Pakrat @pakratmaniac.bsky.social · 1h

Here I'm just walking down the street at night until this little imp jumped on me and started yanking on my undies. I'm impressed with his skills but power needs a bit of work. I told him "Try harder!" and still keeps going. I think he's doing it on purpose

Ych from @otterdownunder.bsky.social

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The Artist Currently Known As Spex The Rat @spextherat.bsky.social · 1d

godiwishthatwereme

#spexart

A sketch of rocket raccoon lounging naked, alcoholic beverage in one hand and a joint in the other.

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Lwitch @lwitch7.bsky.social · 1d

“And that, dear Rookie, brings us to you." The doctor announces, my blood runs cold upon the revelation.

"My creation requires a tamer. A gentle soul to provide a counterweight to his rage. He needs a partner, someone to keep him company and smooth his new, monstrous... Needs.”

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Lwitch @lwitch7.bsky.social · 25d

Oh this is at 506 likes, holy shit

Lwitch @lwitch7.bsky.social · 26d

Rocket has had many jobs, but he fondly remembers that time he worked as a lifeguard on the vast beaches of Seknart-3.

The company he had at the place was the best part indeed.

"Yo, Rookie, mind if we take our break? Come on, it will be a... 'Quickie', hehe."

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Lwitch @lwitch7.bsky.social · May 31

Sun's out, and so are all the hotties.

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In spirit of Pride month and the beginning of summer, I did a very campy Rocket!

This is my very own rendition of Rocket, expect to see more of him and the pride months offers I will show you.

Pd: Styx and Ripley will join pride!