SCARY 🎃👻💀Noyan
@drunkpsyduck54.bsky.social
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This is where I get to endlessly talk about video games/nerd stuff, hidden behind the pics of my massive tits to entertain the masses. Barista by day, barback by night🥴 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇷 Happily taken ❤️ PNW 5’11” with shoes on 🤪 Insta: @drunker_psyduck
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OOTD for work (if I get bleach on this shirt it’s over for me)
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this is like if a guy was a gay guy who was a barista who ate a turkey bacon sandwich btw
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Idk man I guess this is me saying “if you wanna say something shitty about others but can’t be humble, then you have to be really hot to get away with it” and this dude… isn’t lol
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girlie this isn’t abt you whatsoever💔💔
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You ever see someone post something they aren’t hot enough to post?? Like you are playing the “rude hot gay” bit unwarranted bruh
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I’m 5’10” and 3 quarters (like down to the dot so I usually say 5’11” LOL) but I wear Docs everywhere so I stand closer to 6’0” usually

Nick in my head was like 5’2” I guess so seeing him be “very normal size man” was woah
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Piercer said to wear a shirt for a week but needed to show off my new accessory to my work friends😈
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Girl I’m actively bringing your table chicken tenders, it’s gonna happen again in about 4 mins 😏😏
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My nipples still don’t hurt which obviously means I was built to have nipple rings and god is rewarding me for making the right choice 😏😏

Or just that 8+ years of chemo has gotten rid of the nerve endings on my nipples 🤪
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Ok y’know what I’ve been on my feet since 9AM and I think it’s affecting my height perception 😩

Was nice seeing you!! I assumed I’d meet you out of all my oomfies first since Portland moment but still took me by surprise! Come in anytime!
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Now I have to wait for my boner to die down before going into the gym 😠😠😠
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Is it selfish to ask you to be self destructive more often???
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They didn’t hurt at all but I have VERY non sensitive nipples so when she put the clamps on I didn’t even feel anything which made me feel good about the actual needle so that helped I think lol, it was like

Easier than pinching them myself 😙
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Got my nipples pierced on a whim, feel like a fucking legend rn