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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · Jan 18

1/ #Introduction
Hi, you can call me Dutch. Jack of all Trades recovering from burnout, and an unsocial hermit, bound to a lovely seaside town with dubious local characters.

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 18m

Specifically things that support the wide range of diversity in gender, sex, attraction, etc.
Maybe even have someone run the occassional science class as well.
#Dream #Ambition #Hope #Wish

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 18m

If I were to open a little shop, it would be akin to museum gift shops, with a Utopian Scholastic vibe.
Science kits, telescopes, some new age stuff, space and nature things, and biology.

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Sophie (she/her) | Comms closed for '25 @foxandrabbitart.bsky.social · 22h

Samhain is near, new prints are up. And I am celebrating the season with a little sale, too.
Follow the link to get a 15% discount on all my items.
ko-fi.com/foxandrabbit...

#art #bsnm #samhain

Photo of a woman (me) in a black dress wearing a witch hat. She sits in an old armchair and holds up a fine art print, depicting a human skeleton torso surrounded by lush foliage and little critters.

Product photo of a fine art print of "Inside", mixed media. The artwork depicts a human skeleton torso, surrounded by lush foliage such as ivy and foxglove, as well as frogs and dragonflies.

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 1d

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 1d

I learned this too. Even if I feel utterly calm, or my thoughts are deceptively clear, DO NOT TRUST POST-9PM YOU.
Genius ideas, the most passionate of emotions, the drive of mad poets upon mountains, and utterly bollocks come 7AM tinged with some shame and embarrassment.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 1d

Weird flex, but I can now knead a ball of dough with one hand, or two balls simultaneously.
Interpret this information however you will.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 1d

Tron: Ares was a let down. Kinda cool, but cheap. Also Leto can go do one. I've seen wooden planks with better acting than him.
But on the plus side, it's prompted many to re-exam and enjoy Tron: Legacy and the original Tron, both highly underrated in their own rights.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 1d

She is genuinely so impressed with me working in a bakery (I apply the discount stickers at the end of the day and clean up), so when we do baking together at home she's over the moon. 🥐
Genuinely makes me so goddamn happy that my daughter is proud of me.🥪

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 1d

Today I'm teaching my daughter some baking techniques 🍞 . I'm specially glad that I actually got her to DO some mixing and kneading, not just being impressed with me doing it. 🥖

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Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 3d

Things I'm happy about:
🎃Friday is Halloween.
🏍️It's also my CBT so I can start riding motorbikes up to 125cc. Planning on getting a simple cruiser.
🩸No mood drops from the blood donation this time.
🏋️‍♂️Arms have stopped hurting enough that I feel comfortable going back to the gym.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 3d

I wish I could eat steak every night.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 4d

I just got a letter from our letting agent.
They're increasing rent from December. And instead of increasing it by £25 per month, it's an extra £50 per month.
ALL LANDLORDS ARE BASTARDS.
Fucking parasites.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 5d

Blood has been donated.
I hope whomever receives it appreciates the effort I put into making this artisinally crafted batch of blood. Made it myself.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 6d

🩸 It's blood donation day! 🩸

Would've been next Friday on Halloween but motorcycle training that day.
I would've loved to have done it on Halloween. I truly hope they all dress up as vampires.🧛

#GiveBlood

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 7d

My greatest fear is that I vastly overestimate the competency, ability and motivation of individuals in any kind of authority.
From local councillor to minister of whatever. From supervisor at a supermarket to it's CEO.
That I actually would be better at any of these jobs, but never realizing it.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 8d

I've started reading through a D&D 5E module, called Kinks & Cantrips.
It may be time to finally merge the overlapping interests in many a nerds life and run THAT campaign.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 9d

I'm still trying to figure out the best time to go the my gym when it's quiet, and I can use the spa/sauna afterwards without being surrounded by 2 dozen OAP's using it like their personal bathroom.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 10d

Gotta say, kinda miss netbooks.
Walking around with an Asus EEE PC 701, really getting into linux, and just whipping it out at the shopping mall to crack their shitty wifi.
Gods it was wonderful. Felt so cyberpunk.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 10d

Lovely night. Hot cup of tea, lofi jazz playing in the background, night has falling, and rain lashes the windows.
Heaven.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 10d

Sometimes I wish I was more of a tech nerd than a scifi/fantasy nerd.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 10d

Wishlist:
Simple step by step tutorial to setup a website or server or whatever that takes everything from 5e.tools and let's players create characters.
Not limited to SRD.
No subscription.
No Patreon.
Not Hasbro.
No microtransaction.
Mobile/Desktop/Tablet friendly.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 11d

Running a D&D session is infinitely easier when I've taken an Elvanse.
Today's one-shot was an absolute blast and I made a new friend. Loved it.

Dutch Barracuda🏳️‍🌈🛠☢️🌎♻️ @dutchbarracuda.bsky.social · 12d

I need you to understand, this is peak musical entertainment.
#NinjaSexParty #FappyHalloween #ZombieHandjob
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gikj...

Halloween Song - NSP

YouTube video by Ninja Sex Party

www.youtube.com

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Sophie (she/her) | Comms closed for '25 @foxandrabbitart.bsky.social · 19d

Okay quick question. I have found a local print shop that offers fair and eco conscious products, including this lovely light olive hoodie.
I wonder if I should offer this design for pre-order? Would you get one?

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