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Dutchdoor

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 3d

I hear the same things about Judge. YET, they play for the Yanks and the Dodgers, so, unfortunately, all I can do is wish the worst for them. I hate it. I wish it was otherwise. But, here we are.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 5d

This is art. Thank you.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 5d

a woman wearing glasses is sitting at a table and looking at her watch .

Alt: Liz Lemon illustrating how sex works

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Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 6d

Why do they never follow up with "If Democrats only want to address the issue of ACA subsidies disappearing, why can't Republicans address that issue to re-open the government? That sounds like Republicans also refusing to give in, but on something that will help millions of Americans."

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 8d

The MAGAs in my area (that I know) fall into one of two categories: 1) don't pay any attention to the news and are well-off enough to afford to not notice things or 2) willing to say "Yeah, that isn't right" to the stuff going on--but they would definitely vote for him again tomorrow if they could.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

There are many things that can be said about this movie, but surely one of its finest qualities was its brevity. It SEEMED like it went on forever, but, in fact, it kept a tight 77 minutes (including credits).

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

Did I miss the part where this Korman was his uncle? I mean, it makes sense, sure, given he is actually his dad without the wig, but it still seems like a stretch. Also, why isn't this kid the least bit upset that his cousin was murdered?

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

That would be a really wild malady to have. Can't Go Backwards-itis. I'm workshopping the name yet.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

And what happened to his other character? What purpose did that character even serve, to discover the Munchie and then go to a conference? Surely they could have figured out a way to find a Munchie without adding a pointless character?

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

We've all got tiny computers in our pockets now that sync the time for us. Just another thing cell phones have taken away from us.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

I do appreciate how this movie often just avoids its special effects by, say, shutting off the lights, or having it happen off-screen.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

Looking at this movie on IMDB, and the image that they have for it is a picture of a movie poster that had been all folded up. I think that sums up this movie pretty perfectly.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

This movie is to mini-golf what Unforgiven was to cowboy movies. There just wasn't anywhere to go but down, so nobody bothered.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

A wonderful movie. Sam Richardson is a national treasure who is woefully under-utilized.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

Melvis is sure moving on from the death of her only kid well.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

The most unbelievable part of this movie with wacky space puppets is how busy this miniature golf course is.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

I think I need to have my Movie Picking Card suspended for awhile. I've picked the last two movies and they have both been all but unwatchable. And nudity free.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

This movie couldn't even get the nudity right. Just firing on no cylinders.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

"Hispanic positive"?

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

So, her kid is dead, and she's just like, "Let's get Eddie!" Boomer parents, man, they just didn't care.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

That is an incredibly accurate description.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

This movie makes me kind of glad that we've got AI now to make monsters like this for "movies." Even if they have twelve fingers and phase through tables and stuff. Seems better.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

And shockingly bad.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

They didn't even really try with these aliens. They aren't even Puffinstuff or Krofft quality, much less Muppet. They really let you make ANYTHING in the 80s, didn't they.

Dutchdoor @dutchdoor.bsky.social · 11d

Huh. I'd never heard of those and didn't really think about it when they said it.