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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 5d

...why did #Survivor49 email me a newsletter earlier this week all about iconic Merge moments if it wasn't even going to happen?

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 8d

the Bears are the NFL's very own disaster tribe #Survivor49

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 12d

not to be outdone, after people killed a chicken on #Survivor49, contestants on #TAR38 had to filet multiple monkfish

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 14d

boy, those few hours when I fell for the fake news about #JaredLeto starring in a Pacific Rim remake were some dark times...

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 17d

#BrandNewSentence #HellsKitchen

While doing tableside service, Hell's Kitchen contestant Anthony said he was "trying to rizz up a 10 top of sexy pageant women."

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 18d

me watching #TAR38: I hope Jag & Jas fall behind eventually because it'd make the season more interesting if they're not in first place the whole time...

*monkey's paw curls*

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 19d

...you just did #Survivor49

While looking at a challenge reward, a plate of fruit, 'Survivor 49' contestant Sophie says she hoped to "see a carb or a protein."

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 19d

funny that Sage talked about Shannon's ability to make people feel comfortable because the more screen time she gets, the more uncomfortable I am #Survivor49

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 19d

no better rest than sleeping in the water the night after someone was bitten by a deadly sea snake #Survivor49

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 24d

if you serve Gordon raw meat on #HellsKitchen, he'll give you a pass the first couple times, but if you laugh during dinner service, he won't ever fucking forget it

DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 25d

TV takes so long in between seasons now, my favorite show has become the #NFL Uber Eats commercials because at least there’s a new episode every year

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 26d

idea for a new #AmazingRace advantage called the "Backseat Driver" that lets you give your partner advice during a Roadblock so you could warn them not to swim with their boots on or remind them about "righty tighty, lefty loosey" or tell them what a candelabra is #TAR38

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 26d

it was cinema

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · 26d

turns out the Shoe Bandit was a harbinger of death all along #survivor49

After Jake hid (or almost hid) Nicole, Annie, and Jeremiah's shoes, all three of them were voted out.

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Oct 4

please no more #foxnetwork #television

four "America-themed" competition shows on Fox - Hell's Kitchen: Battle of the States, MasterChef: United Tastes of America, The Floor: America Duels, Hell's Kitchen: The American Dream

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Oct 3

only thing better (to watch) than plane drama is train drama #TAR38 #AmazingRace

DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Oct 2

me on my way to a picnic #Survivor49

'Survivor 49' contestant Jawan says "Hopefully, there's no ants and stuff." about what's inside another player's bag after he accidentally filled it with sticks and dirt.

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Oct 1

catching up on the #TAR38 premiere before the next episode tonight...why wasn't the STARTing line at the START of the race...?

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Sep 29

my spit take when I don't like the news I'm being surprised with #Survivor49

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Sep 28

hahaha I'd love/hate to see those tribal council decorations

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Sep 28

so glad to see the show is doing themed seasons again #Survivor #Survivor49

During the 'Survivor 49' season premiere, contestant Sage talks about peeing a lot & her "love" of poop, and burps in an interview. Contestant Nicole spits in another player's eyes (to get mud out of them) and projectile vomits into her hand.

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Sep 28

the opening line of #Survivor49:

"Survivor is definitely like a scary movie. In act one of a horror film, you're just trying to survive. You're just trying to make it day by day. You're running from the monster."

meanwhile, in act one of a horror film...

from act one of the horror film 'Cabin in the Woods' - The characters are having fun swimming in a lake because it's too early in the movie for them to even know that there's something to survive.

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Jun 27

this is the hardest I've rolled my eyes at a boomer today and I'm currently visiting my 74-year-old father

TVLine @tvline.com · Jun 26

66-year-old Mel Owens, the new star of 'The Golden Bachelor,' isn't interested in dating women over age 60 — read his comments.

The Golden Bachelor’s New Star Says He’ll Cut Any Women Over Age 60 (He’s 66, By the Way)

66-year-old Mel Owens, the new star of 'The Golden Bachelor,' isn't interested in dating women over age 60 — read his comments.

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DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Apr 23

good luck #Survivor48

Kyle from 'Survivor 48' says: "I think I could take a hyena. If you can get a hyena by the neck at the right angle..."

Kyle from 'Survivor 48' continues: "It's gonna come at you. You're gonna take some bites, but if you can get it..."

The spotted hyena has the strongest bite of any carnivorous mammal with 1,011 pounds of force.

DVR Czar @dvrczar.bsky.social · Apr 18

that was such a brutal way to go out

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