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Richard Sanders invites us to a new teams chat

ear rat @earrat.com · 7d

the comments@earrat mailbox had a typo because SOMEONE is a fucking IDIOT, so none of the comments came through over the past month+

re-send good comments on your favorites/send new evil comments/spam comments...we'll publish them all!

here's a good one to comment on:

earrat.com/posts/ping-m...

Ping Me

ear rat is an online lit and arts thing

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ear rat @earrat.com · 9d

fuck off

earrat.com/submit

ear rat

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ear rat @earrat.com · 10d

just eat a full loaf of bread for dinner like the rest of us

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ear rat @earrat.com · 11d

you read it too much, stop that

Reposted by ear rat

Judy Darley @judydarley.bsky.social · 12d

My story Rib-stitch has found a home with the friendliest ear rat you could hope to meet! Thanks, ear rat team 😍👂🐀🧤

ear rat @earrat.com · 12d

NOW--

Judy Darley @judydarley.bsky.social hits us in the feel bone with her microfiction "Rib-stitch"

you ever go walking down the street when its really cold and you start thinkin about your life and you look up at the grey sky and you feel overwhel

YOU GET THE IDEA

A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley

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ear rat @earrat.com · 12d

thanks @judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley for becoming an official ear rat slaughterhouse champion of literature and arts and rad surfing with your sweepingly beautiful piece "Rib-stitch"

if you don't check out Judy's work then your fingers are gonna turn into soup

A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley

ear rat @earrat.com · 12d

COLD AIR IN YOUR LUNGS BAD MEMORY OH NO: THE MICRO PIECE

@judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley, "Rib-stitch"

A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley

ear rat @earrat.com · 12d

@judydarley.bsky.social Judy Darley, "Rib-stitch"

short and poignant, like a rib-stitch? i guess? i don't know anything about knitting

A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley

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ear rat @earrat.com · 12d

NOW--

Judy Darley @judydarley.bsky.social hits us in the feel bone with her microfiction "Rib-stitch"

you ever go walking down the street when its really cold and you start thinkin about your life and you look up at the grey sky and you feel overwhel

YOU GET THE IDEA

A micro fiction about gloves, I think? By Judy Darley

ear rat @earrat.com · 12d

dr skelso is still doing this bit?

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ear rat @earrat.com · 12d

it
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monday

soon
noon

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ear rat @earrat.com · 12d

omg so sorry you live in ohoi

ear rat @earrat.com · 14d

more importantly, do you even know HOW to use it?

ear rat is an online lit and arts thing

ear rat @earrat.com · 14d

lay it on me photo man

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ear rat @earrat.com · 15d

oh btw ear rat needs more submissions so we can send out more rejection letters

hashtag fuck you, hashtag writersky fuck yourself, hashtag suck a fat one, hashtag...

ear rat

ear rat @earrat.com · 15d

going to the convenience store to buy a newspaper so i can line a human-sized birdcage with it and shit all over the place like god intended

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ear rat @earrat.com · 15d

smelling things

ear rat @earrat.com · 17d

UPDATE: my lawyer called me a cuck and hung up

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ear rat @earrat.com · 17d

on the phone with my lawyer rn figuring out how best to sue the SHIT out of your ASSHOLE into my MOUTH for illegally using my avatar like this

ear rat @earrat.com · 18d

this is why no one invited you to last week's coffee and bagel stew party, sbeve

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ear rat @earrat.com · 18d

im a pretty simple guy; i just want to discover a way to be immortal without doing any extra work in my life and also be filthy rich and play with my little trinkets and tchotchkes until the sun explodes

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ear rat @earrat.com · 18d

hey i'm mike whattupppp

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ear rat @earrat.com · 18d

yes plz stop asking if we can "post the rest of your chapbook"

we won't do it