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Too much football? There is no such thing. Surely? Groundhopping & blogging a love of football. Background photo Forrester Park, Dunedin 🇳🇿. 🏟️ 347 https://eatsleepfutball.medium.com/

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EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · Sep 26

🏟️ 347
Countries 30
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Matches:1262
2025:94
2024:132
2023:142
2022:68
2021:68
2020:95
2019:203
2018:132
2017:79
2016:56
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EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 15h

84' GOAL Fencibles

1-5 #MELvFEN
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague
#WestSidesTheRedSide
#PrideOfTheWaikato
#MightyMelville
#TarenasArmy 🔴⚪🟢

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 15h

67' GOAL Fencibles

1-4 #MELvFEN
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague
#WestSidesTheRedSide
#PrideOfTheWaikato
#MightyMelville
#TarenasArmy 🔴⚪🟢

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 16h

53' GOAL Fencibles Bangalan

1-3 #MELvFEN
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague
#WestSidesTheRedSide
#PrideOfTheWaikato
#MightyMelville
#TarenasArmy 🔴⚪🟢

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 16h

HT: Fencibles lead by 1 at 🍊s.

1-2 #MELvFEN
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague
#WestSidesTheRedSide
#PrideOfTheWaikato
#MightyMelville
#TarenasArmy 🔴⚪🟢

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 16h

40' GOAL Melville! An OXENHAM special!

1-2 #MELvFEN
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague
#WestSidesTheRedSide
#PrideOfTheWaikato
#MightyMelville
#TarenasArmy 🔴⚪🟢

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 16h

17' GOAL Fencibles.

0-2 #MELvFEN
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague
#WestSidesTheRedSide
#PrideOfTheWaikato
#MightyMelville
#TarenasArmy 🔴⚪🟢

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 17h

10' GOAL Fencibles United.

0-1 #MELvFEN
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague
#WestSidesTheRedSide
#PrideOfTheWaikato
#MightyMelville
#TarenasArmy 🔴⚪🟢

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 17h

The toss, annnndddd we're off!

0-0 #MELvFEN
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague
#WestSidesTheRedSide
#PrideOfTheWaikato
#MightyMelville
#TarenasArmy 🔴⚪🟢

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 17h

Almost time. Walkouts, handshakes, and huddles.

#MELvFEN
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague
#WestSidesTheRedSide
#PrideOfTheWaikato
#MightyMelville
#TarenasArmy 🔴⚪🟢

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 17h

MATCHDAY!!

Lifetime game 1279
2025/26 game 66
2025 📆 year game 111

🏟️ Gower Park, 78tg game there

Melville United U18 Girls (1st 15 pts GD +11) v Fencibles United (2nd 15 pts GD +11) #MELvFEN

🏆 #NationalGirlsYouthLeague
⏰⚽ 1300

1 1

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 21h

MATCHDAY!!

Lifetime game 1279
2025/26 game 66
2025 📆 year game 111

🏟️ Gower Park, 78th game there

Melville United (1st 15 pts GD+11) v Fencibles (2nd 15 pts GD+11) #MEKvFEN

🏆 #NationalGirlsYouthLeague
⏰⚽ 1300

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

#ThrowInPicOfTheDay

1-0 #AKUvCSP
#NationalMensLeague

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

35' Melville United product Luca Lim heads ot hime to put Auckland United 1-0 up

1-0 #AKUvCSP
#NationalMensLeague

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

Annnndddd we are off!

0-0 #AKUvCSP
#NationalMensLeague

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

If you are not watching Petone v Auckland United in the #NationalWomensLeague you have missed two absolute bangers. 1st one from 30 yards RIGHT in the top corner.

2nd one almost as good too.

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

#ProgrammePorn

#AKLvCSP
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

#ProgrammePorn

#AKLvCSP
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

#ProgrammePorn

#AKLvCSP
#NationalGirlsYouthLeague

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

Ooops. Correction: KO: 1500, not 1400 - that is deconvenient!

#ProgrammePorn extravaganza.

WHAT a programme from Auckland United.

It's an encylopaedia!

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

MATCHDAY!!

Game 2:

Lifetime game 1278
2025/26 game 65
2025 📆 year game 110

🏟️ Mt Smart Stadium, 63rd game there

Auckland FC (3rd 4 pts) v Adelaide United (8th 3 pts) #AFCvADL

🏆 #ALeagueMens
⏰⚽ 1700

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 1d

MATCHDAY!!

Game 1:

Lifetime game 1277
2025/26 game 64
2025 📆 year game 109

🏟️ Keith Hay Park, 4th game there

Auckland United (11th 2 pts) v Coastal Spirit (10th 3 pts) #AKUvCSP

🏆 #NationalMensLeague
⏰⚽ 1400

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 2d

FT: BIG 3 points for WCR.

2-1 #WCRvWSP
#NationalWomensLeague

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 2d

87' CHANCE Maddie Ollington with a GOLDEN opportunity to equalise!

Still 2-1 #WCRvWSP
#NationalWomensLeague

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 2d

78' CROSSBAR!!

#CornerCam almost delivers!

2-1 #WCRvWSP
#NationalWomensLeague

EatSleepFutball @eatsleepfutball.bsky.social · 2d

64' PENALTY WSP

Maddie Ollington is brought down as she surged into the box, and she calmly slots the spot kick.

2-1 #WCRvWSP
#NationalWomensLeague