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@ebzlll.bsky.social

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This is my burner account. Following me is good for your mental health.🙂 Buy a coloring book tho. ❤️ https://linktr.ee/lllebzlll

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 2d

The holiday collection is up on my website. The bundles are limited. The books are not. Once sell out of the bundles that will be all. #coloringbooks ebzpublishing.com/collections/...

Holiday Collection

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 13h

There is this man who has a girlfriend now. They both had same sex partners previously. He’s so cute about the relationship and he’s like “I’ve been straight for 7 weeks now and I like it 😁” I’ve been cracking up. I’m also on this ride with them cause I’m intrigued.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 17h

Damn I’ve done about 4 off the list. Lol

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t want the energy at all. That’s why I pack my own orders with love and happiness.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

I’ll let you trauma dump if you do it while helping me pack orders. I’m gonna need a little give and take over here.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

Facts.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

I’m ok with it. This ain’t the first or the last time.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

And now I’m the asshole.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

I might give some advice every now and again, but I’m not the crisis hot line. You might wanna find Jesus.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

I know life be lifing. But fight back.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

I’m here for shits and giggles. Not for you to dump your emotional baggage off every time you see me.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

I’m not hanging around insecure bitches. I don’t have time. I’m not spending the whole friendship reassuring you, that you’re her. You need to come with that already installed.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

There is a lady who I was going to be friends with. I thought about it. Then she started comparing herself to me like, omg your___ is bigger, you already have 50___ I’m so far behind, oh, ____ is better than the one I have.

Girl. The friendship is not a competition. I just wanted a brunch date.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

I would have gave her cool points if his name was Tony.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

My first date question: How do you feel about ducks?

Instantly, not getting a call back.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

Just know I want a lake house with ducks.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

Amendment I: bald with a beard.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

I find this hilarious. Lol.

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

I could tell the internet what my type is and someone that has 0 characteristics from the list will DM me anyway.

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

Lol is this something you like?

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

Fur?

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

Apparently, people who lack communication skills, 3+ kids, married, w/congestive heart failure, borderline diabetic, looking to build and grow while over 45, that don’t have a vasectomy, that be asking for Gucci wallets on the first date.

Rhy Rhy the Undefeated @rhylikethebread.blacksky.app · 1d

What’s your type?

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Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 18h

What kind of thirst traps do people over 50 post?

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 19h

I want to bake cookies but I don’t have any vanilla bean paste and no I will not make cookies with vanilla extract. 😐

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 19h

Lol someone called an Aries a little chaos agent.

What have I done to y’all?

Ebz @ebzlll.bsky.social · 20h

The account is Vocenafolia. I’m gonna go now.