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edcarver.bsky.social
Soviet Mole
@edcarver.bsky.social
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Mouthpiece of the Kremlin. Forward to a bright Soviet future & adequate sanitation! The Ministry, Vladivostok.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 6h
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 6h
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 6h
You really can't. youtu.be/9FnO3igOkOk?...
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 6h
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 6h
That's comforting. I should have wished for grander things.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 7h
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 7h
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 7h
You don't want to know what I wish for.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 7h
The we are definitely all agreed on that. I should probably get an inflatable frog outfit.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
That bothered Hitler too. Fascist.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you. I knitted them myself.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
It's a death/resurrection metaphor. There's even a squirrel in it. Loses the impact if you have to explain it. Thanks for that. You bastard.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
*bleep*static*Moscow station calling*bleep*static*Moscow station"static*respond*bleep*
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
Breach! The kitten has invaded the perimeter!
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
Specialist skills. I got them with a free piggy bank with an easy saver account.

200 metes. Whites of their eyes, whites of their eyes.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
Or sideways, the crab market.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
You did. Kill the rolled up kitten, you said. I distinctly remember it.

500 meters. Approaching kill zone.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
That's the markets these days I'm afraid.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 8h
You started it. We have kitten visual. Locked on.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 9h
Too late now. Kitten, targeted.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 9h
You're in luck. We have a limited time one for two offer. Just a 100% deposit & then 36 easy monthly payments of a thousand times the price. You'll never have damp issues again.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 9h
Activated.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 9h
Improvements? A speciality of Soviet Moles Shady Home Improvement Company. One simple phone call could solve every problem your home may ever have. Guaranteed.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 9h
Absolutely scandalous. And that's why Soviet Mole recommends only Treadstone tyres. Sticks the road even if you can't.
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Soviet Mole @edcarver.bsky.social · 9h
I used to but he went a bit peculiar when fame went to his head.
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