Author | Lightnews

Ed. Floden

@edfloden.bsky.social

910 followers 390 following 2.3K posts

Unmutual. I hate Nazis. Melt ICE. Regem interficere. Han shot first.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · Feb 28

Stop Daylight Stupid Time.

UTC Everywhere!

Also, get a better calendar. hankehenryontime.com

HHOT

hankehenryontime.com

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 10h

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlk...

Florida, America's wang

YouTube video by Trey Warren

www.youtube.com

1 2

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 10h

I haven't seen any linoleum floors in years.

1 2

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 10h

The guy on the left took a shower for an entire season, off-screen.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 10h

I'd like to see Trump's bingo card.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 11h

While Rome burned…

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 11h

Sounds spooky to me.
www.cbsnews.com/news/louvre-...

Woman charged in Louvre crown jewels heist appears before judge, reports say

A 38-year-old woman has been charged with complicity in organized theft and criminal conspiracy with a view to committing a crime.

www.cbsnews.com

Reposted by Ed. Floden

Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 13h

8 25

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 14h

Back in the old days we could show our badges and say "I'm an agent of D.E.I.".

But now, we can't say "D.E.I." without getting nasty looks! So we've got to tell people the full name of our organization, and damn it there are FOURTEEN SYLLABLES in "Department of Extraterrestrial Intelligence"!

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 14h

"RESUME CEASEFIRING!"

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 17h

It was a swamp when we started. Let's be originalists of the land.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 17h

That's an imposter. It can never be as good as the original.

Reposted by Ed. Floden

Wayno® @wayno.bsky.social · 19h

Three Ring Seance

More supernatural cartoons are at comicskingdom.com/bizarro

comicskingdom.bsky.social

6 41

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 19h

But the Simpsons Wiki says that Whacking Day is May 10.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

"Hey! You got your candy bar on my razor blade!"

"Yeah? Well you got your razor blade in my chocolate!"

Reposted by Ed. Floden

John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 1d

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan.

I never made it out of the House.

470 2.7K 16K

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

Take me to the river, drop me in the water

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

He'll always be Murray Slaughter to me.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

Are you also the jerk that moved the Control key and replaced it with Caps Lock?

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

@pftompkins.bsky.social Now I'm wanting a musical episode of "Beyond Belief".

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

I'll wait for the movie.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

And crossing major streets with lots of traffic, in Chicago!

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

With all of the facial surgery in Los Angeles, how can you tell that those are masks?

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

They're recalling The Summer of Love.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

Because he's bad.

Ed. Floden @edfloden.bsky.social · 1d

If life is discovered on Mars, I'll bet that Trump will let only the White Martians emigrate to Earth.