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Sir Pentious

@eggboizlover.bsky.social

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18+ Rp MDNI || Independent Sir Pentious Portrayal || Writer is 24 || DMs open for chatter and plotting || Art is drawn by me for my use only, Or from the show. Main account @sizzombieturtle.bsky.social #SZTRP #Helluvarp #Hazbinrp #MVRP #RPSKY #SKYRP

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Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 19

🐍 "No other demon can compare to the likes of I!" 🐍

🥚 Pre-redemption Sir Pentious
🥚 18+ Minors do not interact
🥚 SFW & NSFW, no public explicit threads
🥚 CW: canon typical violence
🥚 OC, crossover, canon, self-insert friendly
🥚 8 years experience
🥚 #SZTRP #Hazbinrp #Helluvarp #MVRP #RPSKY #SKYRP

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Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 27

[[ me -> 🤒 ]]

Zelva Wiley @dullahansden.bsky.social · Feb 27

[[ Howdy, ive been gone for a few days because i was sick. Got better for one day, and caught a DIFFERENT ILLNESS because my doctor was sick when i went in for an appointment. Ill probably be gone for a few more days because my head hurts real bad. ]]

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 22

What!? I most certainly am not a 'noob' or a 'rookie'! I am cool and formidable and evil!

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 22

Perhaps I need to update my torture room. Strike true fear into their hearts! Though... I will need to find a minion to fill the position of torturer.

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 22

I insist that you show me art that you have created! A trade of intellectual property so to speak!

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Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 22

Are you sure you have not had a betrayal? Not even a scheme or plot for your demise? How have you managed this? What have you done to enforce such subserviance?

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 22

Oh...

Really??

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 22

Lazy!? I will have you know it is strenuous work to manage stupid idiot eggs all day! Besides, how do I know I can trust you during this 'training'? Who sent you? Clearly this is a ploy to get me to let my guard down so I can be usurped!

Millie @hisangelofdeath.bsky.social · Feb 21

That sounds like a mighty fine case of bein' lazy and lettin' others do it for you.

I can teach you how to fight if you ever want to get into doing some of your own 'grunt work'.

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 21

Perhaps getting your hands dirty is enjoyable for you with your abnormally bull-like strength, madam, but I have an inventors brain to protect. I like letting my machines do the work, and I have far more important things to do than grunt work!

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 22

It is a hazard of the job! What kind of overlord hasnt had a backstabbing disloyal traitor for a minion?

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⛧ 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐧 @gothhellhound666.bsky.social · Oct 17

•Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel RP
•{N}SFW
•Multiverse RP

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✧🩰 𝙻͜𝙸͜𝚃͜𝚃͜𝙻͜𝙴͜ 𝙻͜𝙴͜𝚃͜𝚃͜𝙸͜𝙴 🩰✧ @radiobun.bsky.social · Oct 17

✦ #HazbinHotelRP
✦ MDNI🔞/ Mun is 30+
✦ Multiship [Selective]

-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-

┌──❀*̥˚─────────────────────❀*̥˚─┐
"𝙸𝚏 𝙸 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚜, t𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚕𝚢
𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎'𝚜 𝚗𝚘 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚎"
└───❀*̥˚─────────────────────❀*̥˚┘

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Lucifer Morningstar @releasetheducks.bsky.social · Feb 15

"Oh, come on now, you should be quite pleased with yourself to have the King's eye on you."

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Millie @hisangelofdeath.bsky.social · Feb 21

☠️🩸☠️
DRIP! DRIP! DRIP!
☠️🩸☠️

💀 Millie from Helluva Boss
💀 21+
💀 Shitposting
💀 N (sfw)
💀 SS with @iamnotapossum.bsky.social
💀 #HelluvaBossRp #HelluvaHotelRP #HBRP #HHRP #Atumbastrp

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Moxxie @iamnotapossum.bsky.social · Feb 21

💢 "Are you FUCKING
filming us right now?!" 💢

💀 Moxxie
💀 21+
💀 MDNI
💀 N (Sfw)
💀 SS with @hisangelofdeath.bsky.social
💀 #HelluvaBossRp #HelluvaHotelRP #HBRP #HHRP

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Boa Hancock @modernmedusaboa.bsky.social · Feb 21

🐍 Boa Hancock (Kuja Captain)

💕 21+

💕 N (Sfw) Topics

💕 No Lewd / No Smut

💕 SS: @goofyluffy.bsky.social

💕 #OPRP #OnePieceRP #AnimeRp #AtumBastRp

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Monkey D. Luffy @goofyluffy.bsky.social · Feb 21

☠️☠️
That's it!
You're joining my crew!
☠️☠️

🍖 Monkey D. Luffy
🍖 21+
🍖 New to Rp
🍖 N (sfw) topics
🍖 No Lewd / No Smut
🍖 #OPRP #OnePieceRP #AnimeRp #WinterBlade
💕SS @modernmedusaboa.bsky.social

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𝐸𝓁𝑜𝓌𝑒𝓃 . ✧˚₊‧ @hellswaternymph.bsky.social · Oct 19

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 🌊 . ݁˖ . ݁ 🍃 . ݁˖ . ݁ 🌊 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘯 𝘰𝘧 𝘯𝘺𝘴𝘢. 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘮𝘰𝘴’ 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳. 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀
#HBRP #HHRP #MVRP

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Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 21

Millie @hisangelofdeath.bsky.social · Feb 21

What do you even need a minion for? Isn't it more fun to get things done yourself?

I like to get my hands dirty

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 21

Absolutely nothing I am sure! After all, I am an evil mastermind extraordinaire!

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 21

I think my first mistake was making another Egg Boi, this time with more intelligence. My second was giving him the death ray. I am thinking, for Egg Boi mark 3, I give him something much less formidable. Average intelligence and a tommy gun! Far more reasonable.

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Zelva Wiley @dullahansden.bsky.social · Feb 21

[[ Cant believe i need to say this because it should be a given. Please keep ooc drama off my timeline. If i see that in my feeds im gonna unfollow/block no matter who you are. Like, if you need someone to talk to, DM me. Im always available for a chat. But dont post it on the TL. ]]

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Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 21

Perhaps just for you. You have been exceptionally helpful thus far! Are you a fellow inventor?

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 21

I am sure I will produce more eggs in the future, yes.
But as far as the gauntlet, do you think that photographs would ruin the surprise? I do not want my future minion to be able to cheat their way through my trials after all!

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 21

Ah... he fell over. He was doing an evil monologue on top of the table and slipped. Humptied his dumpty so to speak. Problem solved! Time to build that gauntlet then!

*sob* I am going to miss him like the evil son I never had.

Sir Pentious @eggboizlover.bsky.social · Feb 21

He is... calling himself the new overlord. He is telling me to weld something! As if I'd take orders from some half boiled chicken fetus!

Of course I will! He has a death ray!