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K-J

@eggstone.bsky.social

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Mainly ranting about the Archers

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K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 14h

That was his standard outfit 😁
#TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Is his middle name Mort?
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K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

OnlyDairy? Milkr? #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Ardil?
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K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Oh will the death of the unheard Mulligan mean that Ardil is coming back? He could run the farm!

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K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

I raise your 1p and say Akram turning farmer ( ohhh is Ardil's return ticket)
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K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Have we ever heard of him before?
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K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Hahahaha
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FintanTheWrong @fintantwrong.bsky.social · 18h

Fastest aging post ever!
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Sarah @eatsruns.bsky.social · 18h

New character? #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Akram is so taking in the herd. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

What an inheritance, a herd of cows. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Me too. I suspect David did him in. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Surely the police must be onto serial killer David. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

I thought Akram knew more about milking. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Where was David when Mulligan died? #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Is Akram calling to tell he's found a farm to buy. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Has the Mulligan karked it and is David involved? #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Is Akram buying a farm? Isn't he doing plumbing? #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

You haven't missed anything by not meeting George, Akram. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

I thought it was George trampling in on Amber's three hour beauty routine but it was Zeinab doing an Amber squeal. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry Leonard is 15? Is he suffering from some rapid aging disease and whist I'm at it, arrest Jill for grooming! #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 1d

Snö isn't spelt with an umlaut!!! In Swedish ö is a letter in its own right 🤬
#StartTheWeek #BBCRadio4

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 1d

I hope that is what licence is. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 1d

PO?
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K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 1d

I thought one was mentioned. I stånd corrected. #TheArchers

K-J @eggstone.bsky.social · 1d

You mean licence? It's the conditions under which he was given early release. If he breaks them, like drives a car, he goes back to the slammer. #TheArchers