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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 5h

is there anywhere ‘upscale’ to eat in soho or covent garden that isn’t overpriced mediocrity? asking for a visitor.

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 1d

i am too tired to stay up for the election results but this is how i’m sleeping knowing cheney is burning in hell:

homer simpson tucked into bed with double pillows, a cozy blankie, and a look of pure contentment on his face

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 2d

went to a -real- TKD studio last night for the first time in like 10 yrs, i was just gonna watch but ended up joining in and my whole body is fucked. i fell pretty hard too and that doesn’t hurt at all compared to my screaming muscles. i’m joining immediately lol

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 11d

cw weight talk- i lost 5 lbs this month and can fit into like half my jeans again!!! all i did was add like 2-4k steps a day and replaced my morning 30-40 gummy bears with oatmeal! oatmeal is delicious, gives you energy, and is a great source of fiber. i love oatmeal.

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 12d

3 dragon crown is almost done (:

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 15d

true, I mean i did really enjoy the books. But they weren’t better than every other children’s series. and now i have to posts from that annoying rich mold-poisoned evil bitch on occasion and it seems unfair. And i agree, way more like copying..

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 15d

well. yeah. i mean i guess everything has been done already in a way. Sparrowhawk goes to wizard school in earthsea and that book is from the 60s. but the magic english boarding school specifically was also already done so many times! i don’t know why HP was so big tbh

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 15d

one of my favorite books as a kid was the Secret of Platform 13 and then when i read HP i was too young to think the idea of the magic world accessed through a train platform was stolen and was just like ‘damn lots of crazy shit going on at Kings Cross’

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · Aug 9

first panel of the "cast it into the fire" meme, Yassified Frodo's face inside the hollow of the ring,

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 26d

goodbye and goodnight to my full face makeup maybe i’ll do it again in 10 yrs

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 26d

my husband who was raised vegan just tried oxtail like so casually i’m crying ive had 20 drinks this is so funny

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · 27d

i think i might be the problem (i walk too fast)

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 25

the ‘meat’s back on the menu’ line never bothered me because i assumed restaurants and inns had menus, but now that i think about it i have no idea when than concept developed or overtook the ‘welcome to the inn, you get whatever soup is in the pot’

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · Sep 23

The Emperor's Twin is out today! An incredible sequel to the first book, darkly thrilling and disturbing. I was honored to read an advance copy and to work on some art for it

Honey @benegotherit.bsky.social · Sep 23

My new novel, The Emperor’s Twin, releases today! Thank you so much to everybody who preordered, cannot wait for you to read it.

Link below for the hardcover and ebook — audio coming soon. All my love 🖤

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 18

i have no idea but i went to a lord of the rings pub quiz at the same venue as a big Your Party event last week and basically did an abbott and costello bit with the security guard. why did they name it that.

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 15

i’ve sworn off reading mormon fantasy (more difficult to avoid than i realized)

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 14

i like it on baked fish like salmon or trout, especially with cream sauce (:

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 13

I have ruined my entire family’s outing to the mets game today lmfao

Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 11

one of my cousins posted ‘rip charlie’ and am I above starting a family fight with a 20 year old before we are all getting together for another cousin’s wedding? of course i’m not lmao

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 11

Im feeling very crazy. She knew i would probably see it ): i go on insta almost every day

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 11

my childhood friend told me last min that she can’t come to this big party I planned and told her about a year ago. but she just posted a picture from Edinburgh. do we think she planned a different trip the UK the week before my party. do we think she’s ‘surprising’ me. do we think i should die

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 11

Thank you 🫡can’t wait to explain what a groyper is to my elderly italian mother

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 11

one of my cousins posted ‘rip charlie’ and am I above starting a family fight with a 20 year old before we are all getting together for another cousin’s wedding? of course i’m not lmao

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 9

My Anki decks are all 200-300 cards so it’s not as scary to return to those

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Уоssаriаn 🌘🍂 @elfstone.bsky.social · Sep 9

NativShark. I took a 7 mo break and came back to 2000 cards. a hell of my own making

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Sift @siftmicro.bsky.social · Sep 7

oooogh gnnn grum gooo grrr

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