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canadian b.1945, writer, experimental filmmaker, PhD neurophilosophy, embodiment studies

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elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 3h

but practically speaking isn't it a deformity

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 3h

nicely done though

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 3h

me, I like skinny guys with warm eyes and good hands

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 12h

brazilian lifts I guess. how long do they last?

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elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 12h

honey you've worn it out

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 1d

you believe him?!

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 1d

you can tell they're fake. real ones aren't hard round bumps like that.

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 1d

mummy! mummy!

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elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 1d

if you don't need approval why post something begging for admiration

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 2d

dick-bragging on bluesky. curious to know who the expected fan base includes. can anyone tell me?

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 2d

oh isn't it lucky to be me

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 2d

something so right that it makes me cry. and listen to how moved he is too

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 3d

enlisting the worst impulses of male cops

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 3d

male vanity as embarrassing as female vanity

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 3d

oh I'm so pretty

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 4d

we know what happens when everyone is 'christian': they have to have internecine foes

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 4d

funny how the dangly bits in all their vulnerability are actually the least male parts of a man

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 4d

bums like boobs

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 4d

what le guin used to call a body profiteer

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 4d

"worship me. I do."

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 4d

they're better if they jiggle? it's so cliche.

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 4d

shouldn't everyone portraying jesus now be portraying him as actually middle-eastern? wouldn't that be politically helpful?

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 4d

you're slandering trudeau. he wouldn't go for that automatron.

elfteacher.bsky.social @elfteacher.bsky.social · 4d

and gaining status at least equal to their husband's