On today’s podcast episode: Blight in your everyday life! All of its many uses and how to utilize it in your daily life! Plus many tips and tricks on how to use it to make your loved ones conform to your will.

Reject change, embrace the blight.

As always, Patreon subscribers get to listen early.

Very BIG dick and balls***

heLP

Blight flavored vape. Yum.

If you’re saying what I think you’re saying!!!!!!!!!!

That’s mean :(

Says the one that used the discount lyrium from dollar general to make his body…

He Who Overthrew His Father wants u to go to flavortown

Not yet. Keep up the work

I known to the masses in the modern era simply as: Gary, CEO of The Blight

I truly look good in every situation.

Yeah ok whatever u say

I would tell the venatori to fix it but their track record of imposing my will successfully is abysmally low.

Grown ass GOD*****

Whipped cream with blight tendril powder on top for garnish

tummy ache victim :(

If you wanna be my lover, gotta get with my friends (the darkspawn) 💃🏼

NO ONE ASKED YOU!!!!!

Rejct Pumpkin spice, embrace Blight Spice. Coming to your neighborhood.... now.

Elgar’nan should be the biggest word on this. Do better.

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I appreciate being seen. Btw, have you subscribed to my podcast yet?

And I will be delicious.

This is true.