Jan 𓃮 Jan
@elohelecksdee.bsky.social
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elohelecksdee.bsky.social
nori is the beef jerky of the ocean
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
pov: you're an angel sent to take me to heaven
a white trans woman is holding their phone above its head to take a selfie. you can see pretty much everything from the have down to the waist, as she's in the nude
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elohelecksdee.bsky.social
the rigid confines of gender are exhausting even for cis folks and in their dissociative state they were able to move past their ego, at least a little, and speak candidly about their misgivings. and because that's kinda what you do when you're high; notice the absurdities of these social constructs
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
love to have me cockles warmed
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
i bet you gumby is really good at sex. like, this dude can turn into anything and fit just about anywhere
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
using these for a mass shooting is the ideal use case, i would imagine. unless, you really want some poor soul to become a lone wolf without a pack
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
i love you my, sweet little strudel!
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
i don't care if we're both trans women, please don't call me sister, that shit is weird
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
channeling a 90s youth pastor by only ever referring to the son of god as "the j man"
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
if these five wonderful years already seem like an eternity, then i'm truly blessed to have you by my side, for the rest of my life. thank you, for being my everything. i love you more than words could ever describe @strudel17.bsky.social
two white women standing in some grass with  trees behind them to the right, and some train tracks and a river behind them to the left. they're in white wedding dresses as they start lovingly into each other's eyes because they just got married
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
thank you for saying this 🙏
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
bro dropped his meth pipe and made a mess in the store 😮‍💨
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
wait, we were supposed to post tits?
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i'm not going to fucking mastodon i'm goong to drown in the piss
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
celebrating lesbians across the globe, today. so i can focus on celebrating the lesbian that married me five years ago, and that i call home, tomorrow
elohelecksdee.bsky.social
i'm fermenting beans btw if you even care