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@elonsucks.bsky.social

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I made this when I knew Elon was crazy. Conservative in political philosophy, liberal in rights. Believer in dealing with people with respect and take time to understand different perspectives. Except for when it comes to Fascism.

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elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 8h

That is never going to happen.

The random punter loves it and the average person enjoys the piss up and opportunity to get dressed up (and end up in a bush with their legs in the air).

I don't really get it, don't enjoy it, but I do understand that is what peeps want to do

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 9h

Would solve affordability! Abundance of empty homes.

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 22h

Who is using autopen now

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 22h

We need the bees for pollination!

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 22h

He reminds me of Aziz's parks and rec character. If you were to write a character of Kash this would be the character you would come up with

And no its not a race thing

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 23h

He has that look like raiders of the Lost ark

Hopefully the fake thing happens to these fascists

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 23h

Not racist, misogynistic or bigoted in any way

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 1d

Why do you need a department of war when you don't want to go to war anymore?

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 3d

The toilet is next to a very large window

Imagine seeing the orange man with his pale buttocks exposed squeezing out a shit from the other side of that window

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 3d

Listened to Mayor Pete on Trevor Noah what Now and then Kamala on Jon's Weekly Show

On the whole, Pete just comes out as an authentic, knowledgeable and transparent guy.

Kamala still comes out as a politician. It seems harder to know her real opinion. Better than when she was campaigning though.

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 3d

None of that looks nice

He is so gaudy

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 3d

Sounds like the bros that voted for the bros

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 3d

Or more to the point, want people to think you are rich

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elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 3d

Almost once third of America is immigrant or first generation citizen.

Usha is an example of this.

I am guessing her parents found it tough when they moved from India to start a family

You would think he would have more empathy for this.

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 4d

And he knocked off the last pope no less

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 4d

a dog wearing a tshirt that says taco night is eating a taco

ALT: a dog wearing a tshirt that says taco night is eating a taco

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elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 5d

Trying to find the number "far fewer" on a number line.

Can't find that exact number...

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 5d

There is a difference between an atheist and someone who does not believe in religion

You can believe that there could be a god. You could be undecided and open minded to either option (bc you cannot prove either).

And you can be open to some religious practice but not be religious.

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 5d

youtube.com/shorts/sBmr2...

He was in their face and threatening assault? Do we live on the same planet in the same timeline and the same reality?

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 5d

It is abundantly clear that Trump's only method to make money, and is reminiscent of his entire life, is bribery and corruption.

He does not understand why this is a problem. He sees it as very palatable

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 5d

This guy does not know anything

Maybe he should not be an elected politician given he is not on top of the current affairs

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 6d

Fittest president of all time

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 6d

What could go wrong with 46,000 people stuck hundreds of metres above the ground?

Really hope they don't want to go home quickly. Would be stuck for hours waiting for the elevators to go up and down...

Saudi jas way too much money it needs to launder through stupid projects.

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elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 6d

And you could join ICE with that neck warmer and score 50k sign up bonus

elonsucks.bsky.social @elonsucks.bsky.social · 6d

You need to get on the ballot

If you cannot get in the ballot in Pen, MI, IL and Georgia then his shot would be dead anyway.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

HUNT: The president is talking about a third term. How seriously do you take that?

GALLEGO: I don't take it seriously because he will be in violation of the Constitution and he should be arrested if he attempts to do that