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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 14h

There's an "Only Mo Salah" joke here but I won't drag the king like that

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 15h

Besoke: I will stab the keeper in the neck with a knife while you head the ball

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 15h

Broke: playing football
Woke: Facking Hoof It

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 15h

If I have a premier league game on in the background I’ll do chores while the ball is in play. As soon as I hear it’s gone out for a throw or a corner I come running. Can’t miss the exciting bits

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 1d

It’s looking like an exact 1 to 1 comparison. The only issue is Liverpool’s manager is bald so I inherently don’t trust him to be able to work his way out of this one after a few years.

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 1d

Remember how Arteta won a trophy in his first season at Arsenal but a lot of people wrote it off after the fact because it wasn't his squad. And then despite spending a fuck ton of money over the next few years his team had no discernible style of play and no silverware to their name?

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 1d

The Brentford keeper would have saved that penalty imo

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 1d

You've taken up the role of speaking truth to power. You will be hated and vilified, your closest friends and loved ones will abandon you. But history will remember you kindly. Your rewards will be great in heaven

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 1d

The year is 2035. The English Football League gives each team 4 set plays. If you don't score after the 4th play its called a "turnover on downs" and your opposition get 4 downs to score.

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 1d

Stop the count

Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 1d

An astute point. I sincerely believe that I saw him as a lanky child at Schalke and was like the last time I saw a player from Schalke who was all limbs he changed my life

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 1d

Fotmob player ratings are nonsense. But I’m dying at 1.2 lmao

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 1d

I adore him. Also a masterclass in just how shite Bundesliga keepers are. The is peak BuLi

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 2d

I have tried to reach out to everyone directly, but sometimes the gift receipts either weren’t included or some chose to give anonymously. So if you donated and I didn’t reach out to you yet, thank you thank you thank you!

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 2d

I posted on here a couple weeks ago a link to a wishlist of things I want to distro this winter to folks in need. Between friends, family, and my online community we’re over a $1,500 value in donations. A LARGE chunk of that is from Liverpool fans I know online. The LFC family is truly the realest

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 2d

And that’s not to say the long term goals of systemic change aren’t important. But it’s easy to miss that while you march for a more equitable future, you can also be a source of equity right in the present.

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 2d

And I’ve always been politically active, but the biggest fundamental change in my perspective on the world came when I stopped giving all my resources to the abstract idea of revolution, and started giving all my resources to help make my neighborhood a little less hungry each week.

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 2d

One thing about fighting food insecurity is that it gives a whole new perspective to gov shutdowns. It’s so easy to live a middle class life and see a shut down as a shame and then move on. But seeing the immediate despair when snap benefits stop means there’s no moving on. It’s all I think about.

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 5d

Could listen to him talk for the rest of my life if I’m honest. I love you to bits

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 5d

They call me Jurgen Klopp enjoyer

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t think I’ve listen to a single Arne Slot press conference since he joined, but I sure as hell am going to listen to the 2 and a half hour long interview Kloppo did with that podcaster.

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 6d

Telling the FBI that all my paul gosar tweets in the past were also off the record.

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 7d

Damn, I really always assumed it would be @iammilkyg.bsky.social or an Australian embargo on beans that would break you

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 7d

Our club used to stand for something

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Gotham FC Enjoyer @elwood17.bsky.social · 7d

If I was tapped in this season I’d be saying some diabolical shit online about our fraudulent bald manager. You all are so lucky that I’ve been too busy to start spouting shit

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