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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 2h

Christmas is my favorite day of the year for reasons only a comedienne and actress who also waits tables full time will understand.

And I'm already planning my smorgasbord of peanut butter, rotisserie chicken, baby carrots, and bananas. ;)

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 2d

New comedy clip up on my IG! Would greatly appreciate all the hearts, comments, shares, and engagements. Thank you!

That's POST engagement not ACTUAL engagement... Ewww gross 😜

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 4d

Attended an inspiring & empowering meeting as a member of the Committee for the 1st Amendment --- headed by the one and only Jane Fonda, with special speaker Nobel Peace Prize Laureate Maria Ressa.

The first step in me educating & empowering others, is to educate & empower ME.

Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 5d

Thank you Bobbie Oliver & Tao Comedy Studio for giving me the time and space to work on and work out the new stuff.... In pajama pants! 😏😜
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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 6d

To put laundry away at midnight...or not to put laundry away at midnight.

THAT is the question.

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Pack Theater @packtheater.bsky.social · 6d

ASPIRING TV WRITERS: From cold open to final tag, Stephanie Streisand breaks down sitcom pilot structure, page by page! November 2, one day only! Sign up today at: https://bit.ly/4noyElt

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 7d

Headed out to drop off cases of water at various No Kings protests in the L.A. area. Let me know where you're at if you're out and about!

#StrongerTogether

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 8d

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 7d

No Kings by day.
Santa Barbara comedy by night.

See you out there... somewhere!
🤓🤓🤓
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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 8d

Back in Santa Barbara with Bear Cave Comedy Saturday night, and I can think of nothing that we all need more of now than some laughter. See you there! 💜

Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 9d

....and just like that....we're back up to 29 tabs open on my computer...and not ONE of them is about The Backstreet Boys.

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 9d

Best sketch comedy class out there!
Yeah - I said it.

Pack Theater @packtheater.bsky.social · 9d

ANNOUNCEMENT: For the first time in 5+ years, IN-PERSON Sketch Comedy class returns to the Pack! We'll still have online too! But IN-PERSON spots in LA are limited.
Don't miss out, sign up today at https://bit.ly/4p3JaQH

#sketchcomedy

Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 12d

WE’RE BACK! 💪
Last year’s In Her Words: A Woman’s Roundtable was such a hit, we’re doing it again!
Honored to be Co-Vice Chair of @sagaftra L.A. Women’s Committee + help bring this night back.

📅 Mon Nov 17 | Link in bio 😏

Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 12d

Welcome home.
🎗️ 💙💙💙 🎗️

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SAG-AFTRA @sagaftra.org · 12d

Today, we honor #IndigenousPeoplesDay — a moment to recognize and celebrate the enduring cultures, resilience and contributions of Indigenous Peoples worldwide. We respectfully acknowledge the Native Peoples on whose ancestral lands we live and work.

On an orange background framed on the top and bottom with blue, red, and orange patterns, in black font: SAG-AFTRA Happy National Indigenous Peoples' Day.

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 13d

PICO RIVERA!!! Thank you for coming out and spending the night listening to me get silly, that also may or may not have included a hot dog, an Instagram photo of a single 50 year old dad, and Rick Springfield... not in that order. 😏
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Pack Theater @packtheater.bsky.social · 14d

NEXT SUNDAY! Limited spots left for our awesome Character Workshop with John Milhiser (SNL) starting October 19! This class culminates in a fun in-person show featuring characters you've been working on. Payment plans are available, and sign up today at: https://bit.ly/4moV6dB

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 14d

Rest in peace to the woman who made #whyimstillsingle something to be celebrated. Thank you for paving the way for strong, odd, unapologetic goofballs. Thank you for all that you did. This industry will never be the same. Rest in peace Diane Keaton. 💜

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 15d

PICO RIVERA tonight at 8:30!
Plus there's tacos!
😏😏😏

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 16d

We came. We saw. We went to the bathroom together even though we didn't have to go. 🤓 Oh.... And we DANCED. Thank you @ilizas.bsky.social for this much needed (and well deserved) night out. I can still taste the Red Bull. 😜
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Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social · 17d

Michigan Avenue right now.

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 17d

I'm in Pico Rivera Friday night at 8:30pm at The Private Sweet comedy club and the lineup is AMAZEBALLS!

Honored, grateful, and excited as all heck! :)

See you Friday Pico!

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 18d

Thank you The Ice House! That crowd got the full me. 😏 Let’s just say… no one left wondering why I’m still single. Thanks for the laughs, the lineup, and my ladies who came out to see me! 💜
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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 19d

Having my one & only "night off" means going through emails, DMs, texts, and 39 tabs open on my computer.

Down to 11.

Still not caught up on the rest -- but I'll get there dangit!

Anyways - happy Super Full Moon!!!!

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Elyssa Phillips @elyssamp.bsky.social · 19d

When "Ants Marching" by DMB comes over the radio, and you still know EVERY, SINGLE, WORD, and don't care if anyone in the coffee shop watches you relish that or not. ;)

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