@emmettk.bsky.social
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Seattle & Sonoma County 🏳️‍🌈🍷 one half of @HappyHoleToys.bsky.social with my 👬 | sports | 18+ occasionally NSFW and more than just a chance of “silicone sculptures”
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If the Mariners win this I’ll post hole on main idc whatever it takes 😭😭
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Haha I personally think dusting and cleaning wouldn’t be the best way to visit Seattle!
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No but fr, if you’re in Seattle area we’d be down to compensate with cash for a job well done :)
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Come to Seattle and the position is yours 😘
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Currently accepting housetwink applications to help with our new place. Comp plan includes head pats, being called a “good boy,” toys, and probably some d*ck 😊
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✨ The wait’s almost over! ✨

Join us Thursday 10/16 @ 6 PM Pacific (5 PM Preshop) for 70+ of your favorite UV & glow toys! 😍

We're restocking our 3 signature Premium Pours, plus this drop’s featured pour: Trans Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️
A photo showing a handful of toys from each colorway (from left to right: Featured Pour Trans Pride, Opalescent Rainbow, Seacock Spirit, and Stormy Seas) in this drop. All of the text information on this image is repeated in the post text.
emmettk.bsky.social
Sent this to a twink today after Lightroom was giving me a hard time. He said I look cute and hot in a hat which made things better :)
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Pls help with our new house?? 🥺
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Oh I totally feel you on prices, especially housing. You might also check out Portland — pretty similar vibes but housing costs are much easier to stomach lol
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Washington (not DC) is calling 😎
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How would one even test this?! Cinderblocks? Kittens? Open to ideas!
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Fun fact: The bed frame for our new king size bed can support up to 1,600 lbs — and I think that’s pretty fun (no particular reason 😇)
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How I’m coming to you this #fcf
A nude for the gays and theys, I’m clothed but my pants are unzipped and pulled down revealing my hard uncut dick and balls to the camera that’s at my waist level.
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Thrilled to report that the hot tub at our new home has officially been christened (twink friend joined us for naked tubbing) 🥰
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Thanks babeee 🥰🥰😘
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Needs a warm throat 🥰
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Makes a great day even better 🥰
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Pretty pretty pretty dick 😍