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@endorphinmachine.bsky.social

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god gave me mental illnesses because he knew id be unstoppable without. ask me about my #commission info hashtag i need money #blueskyart

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auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · 1d

jared leto: cmon jeff.... we gotta save tron ares
jeff bridges: hwehre am i
trent reznor and atticus ross:

GIF of Jeremy Fragrance jumping onto a table that doesn't support his weight and wiping out.

GIF of Trent Reznor at a concert jumping onto a suspended keyboard that also does not hold his weight and similarly wiping out.

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Sep 1

if i told a third grader my favorite band has smash hits like "piggy" "eraser" "reptile" "wish" and "hurt" they would call me juvenile and say do they have a song about the colors of the rainbow too

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Aug 9

you'd think self identified irish americans wouldn't put any stock in blood quantum but it apparently only matters when you are white

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jul 28

pitbull raps like he's enjoying life

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jul 27

does michael rosen know that we all love him and he's very special

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jul 25

i feel very unsafe. maybe if i slaughter everybody in the outgroup i will feel less unsafe

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jul 8

im glad tumblr exists so i can say the things there that would get me swatted like a cranefly here

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jul 8

priapulida

The Wikipedia picture for Priapulida (Priapulus caudatus), the penis worm, chilling in a petri dish.

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jun 10

Friends Sort Of Concerned About Hero's Eagerness To Sever Their Hand

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jun 10

i can see matpat making this case. see they're royals that were both sympathetic to the lower classes and were killed in a vehicular accident in known enemy territory. also look at them. and look at their names. its basically a shoe in

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jun 10

not an insult to 7 year olds i was 7 and thought it was hilarious

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jun 10

it's funny if you're like 7

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jun 10

new FILM THEORY pink diamond is princess diana

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Jun 4

cumton

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · May 31

ohhh because it's pride month tomorrow

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · May 31

song of unhealing would kind of make an incredible jazz standard

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · May 31

gary i need comms

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · May 30

and dewi evans should stand under a collapsing bridge

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · May 30

lucy letbys defense team should be taken by the throat and turned inside out around their digestive tract

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Wendy Starseed ⭐️ @wendystarseed.bsky.social · May 25

Glow Week Day 6
Gift

Steven won a prize at the carnival game he played and gives it to Connie as a gift 🥰

#stevenuniverse #glowweek #glowweek2 #connverse #honeycrispau #conniemaheswaran

Adult Steven and Connie from Steven Universe are at a carnival. Steven just won a prize, a cow plushie, at the balloon popping dart game and is giving it to Connie as a gift.

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · May 8

making another south american character because i can. this is cochan xes from the altiplano culturally but might have come out of a bas relief

A monochrome set of drawings of a jaguar beastkin human. Xe wears a mask resembling the Tiwanaku depiction of the Staff God motif. It wears clothes indicative of the Chavín style and a Moche-style nose ornament.

Much the same as the last. In the central drawing, xe drinks from a qiru in xir right hand and holds out a loaded atlatl in xir left.

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bich of ages @ultchimi.bsky.social · Apr 26

never really thought about this scene in steven universe too deeply before but god it really is just your closest friend since time immemorial casually showing you a perfect simulacrum of their mutilated corpse like "hey check this out"

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · May 1

now that i'm less than clueless on organic chem im gonna watch nilered fumble that étard reaction again

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Apr 29

"would i fuck myself" yes. i am a massive catch.

auri @endorphinmachine.bsky.social · Apr 26

cartoon network let rebecca sugar kill that teenager onscreen but a lesbian wedding was over the line