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go right ahead!! 😊 i love it when people use my work in their videos!
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My Hollywood dream is to be able to get rid of my double chin and tighten the skin.
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I’ve become too powerful… I’ve ripped through TWO pairs of jeans because of my fat ass.
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This HRT shit really works my hips are like, insane now wtf? (Oh, and my tiddies too lmao)
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workinonit (i promise the album art wont JUST be a wall..)
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HEY I FORGOT I HAVE SOCIAL MEDIA!!! ALBUM SOON OK BYE!! 🗣️🗣️
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Almost got my identity stolen trying to buy soundwave. Never using AliExpress again.
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saw a rockstar shift i wanted to do, and had to decline because im working my last days at my stupid dumb old work on those days ( and the hours woulda been at least 10 - 4. and working a 9 - 4 shift and heading to another one, and then showing up to work the next day would be cruel on myself
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Engine video editing tip of the day!!!

dont make your entire voice/audio clip bounced into one file so you cant edit it later. otherwise you have to commit to the unfunny joke you made a month ago.
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i miss when singers knew when to shut the fuck up and let the music come through. especially when a song just had the latter half as an instrumental like, just jam out! if you need to cram an entire novel in, that means you are fucking up as a lyric writer. (unless you are a rapper)
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its funny that this announcement video is already so dated because i TOOK TOO LONG making it, and optimistic little me thought i could finish the video before i finished uni.

so together, lets larp and pretend that im still in uni!
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worst part is that i actually paid real legal tender for this FILTH. i gave Jimmy some of my money, because there was no self service checkout and all of my pockets were too shallow.
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tried feastables and they are ASS. tastes like plastic. tastes like the shitty Kmart no-name brand chocolate eggs you would get for easter. it tastes so fake.

perfect for Mr Beast.