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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 3h

Saved Germany by...turning it from one of the most powerful nations in Europe into the fifth most powerful nation in Berlin.

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 3h

Huge slam on Taft

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 16h

The Senators look like nutcrackers in their new kits

Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 16h

A small grey and white cat sits an inch away from the television watching the Oscar award-winning movie Flow.

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 16h

a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible

Alt: Mark Cuban is interested and taking notes

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 17h

Because he sucks

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 20h

We call our 5 week-old Truffle Pig because he snorts while flailing, and he puts his hands in front of his mouth to block any bottles or boobs, while screaming that he isn't getting fed.

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 23h

Not even

The X-Man Goldballs yelling Goldballs while launching gold balls everywhere

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 1d

Sadly ghosts had yet to be invented so they were hunting Welshmen mainly.

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 1d

Yep

Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 1d

I am incredibly ready to spread the good word.

Bicep tattoo of Coily The Spring Sprite with the words "NO GOD BUT COILY" below him

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 1d

P sure that's for getting pickles out the bottom of the jar

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 1d

They find another one.

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 1d

Art. Aural art.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4d

I want to once again recommend one of the single greatest podcast episodes of all time

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

Thank you for your attention to this matter

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

New York needs fewer Mamdanis and more Mom Dommies.

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

Member when Siegenthaler couldn't stop scoring and was pulling needlessly difficult shots like he thought he was Lemieux?

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

When anthropologists say we as a species are 3% neanderthal, they're referring to Brian Halonen

Brian Halonen of the New Jersey Devils, a man with a massive forehead and brow.

Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

But sportsy

a man singing into a microphone with the words pyaaah on the bottom right

Alt: Howard Dean yelling PYAAAH and flinging his arm

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

Every 12 year old should be given four Stephen King novels as summer reading.

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

When will you be riffing King Of Kings? Need to find out who did it better.

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

youtu.be/LPOny73WJRQ?...

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

Two neckussies

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Deedee Megadoodoo @englishhurler.bsky.social · 2d

I hear you loud and clear 😉👌