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𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚓𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜. 𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚏𝚞𝚕. 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐮𝐝𝐠𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮. ~18+ ᴍᴜɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴜsᴇ | Pᴀʀᴏᴅʏ/RP Aᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ | 03/BH Pᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ~ strawpage: https://envious-shifter.straw.page
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enviousshifter.bsky.social
Lᴇᴛ's ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴀʏ I ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʙᴇɪɴɢ 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝.
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Nah, I think the blond is real. Probably one of the only real things about him."
nonormalteddybear.bsky.social
"He probably isn't even a natural blonde, too. Hair colour as fake as that metal arm and leg of his. Haha."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Ha! He only spews that crap out because it's the only way for him to convince himself that it's worth continuing on.

He says it more for his own benefit than for anyone else's."
chromeyheartz.bsky.social
"I wish unfortunately, it's just really a nail on the chalkboard. I thought Edward is annoying with all of the motivation speech."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Aww how sweet. You must love hearing my voice so much encouraging me to keep on yapping like that."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"I didn't call you small. I just asked you how tall you are."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"You know, you're right about that. He's so tiny that the pink ball should be able to suck him in and swallow him whole."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Aww how sweet. You must love hearing my voice so much encouraging me to keep on yapping like that."
chromeyheartz.bsky.social
"I'm sure you definitely talk too much."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Seeing the dwarf interacting with a talking blushing pink ball wasn't on my bucket list."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"All right. Sure. How tall are you then?

Be honest now."
fullm3talheart.bsky.social
❝ SHUT UP!! I'M NOT A DWARF 💢💢❞
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Seeing the dwarf interacting with a talking blushing pink ball wasn't on my bucket list."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"You know, that teeny tiny little alchemist with the metal arm and leg that no one can see because he's so smaaaalll?"
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Seeing the dwarf interacting with a talking blushing pink ball wasn't on my bucket list."
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armoredalchemist.bsky.social
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ㅤ 𝕳 ݂ 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 .ᐟ ✦ ۫
ㅤㅤ 𝖊ㅤ 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 R͢I͢S͢K͢S͢⠀⠀⠀
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ㅤㅤ 𝖗 𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄.❕
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enviousshifter.bsky.social
"...

I know I look fabulous but are you sure you're right in the head calling me a cool person?"
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"And why would that be? Are you implying I've got a double around here? Heh. Funny."
mujuraofchaos.bsky.social
“You look familiar. That’s all.”

The horned figure rocked back and forth on his heels.
enviousshifter.bsky.social
Envy blinks, sort of set aback from that waving.

"What's your deal? Didn't anyone teach you not to stare so long?"
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Is there a reason why I shouldn't hate humans? What did they do to deserve any kindness from me?"
enviousshifter.bsky.social
The bricks come hurling at Envy. Fast, but not fast enough to catch him before he transforms into a raven and soars away from any destruction from the rubble.

"Always in the mood for a fight. Don't you ever learn? It'll do you best to respect your superiors."
fullm3talheart.bsky.social
Edward's short temper stopped from seeing. Colonel mustang's face. The state alchemist grinned with an evil but pleasant smile.

❝ You couldn't pick, anymore easier than his face! Nice try but stop JERKING ME AROUND !! ❞

Edward transmutes the ground. Into a pile of moving, rock stone bricks.
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"So tragic and yet I didn't let myself be consumed by this so-called 'desire for friendship' with one of those pathetic humans. Heh.

Still so ashamed at you own ugly looks that you can't even bear to show yourself without those tacky sunglasses? Greeeeed?"
enviousshifter.bsky.social
Envy blinks, sort of set aback from that waving.

"What's your deal? Didn't anyone teach you not to stare so long?"
mujuraofchaos.bsky.social
@enviousshifter.bsky.social

He's rubbing his eyes, then rubbing them again. Was he seeing things? Nope. There was a Homunculus.

"..."

He awkwardly waved to the entity.
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"No one's ever called it a wonderful name before, but hey. I'll soak up the compliment.

So then, how should I be calling you, doll?"
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Aww, what a coincidence to see you too, Lust. Last I heard, you were burning like a witch at the stake thanks to that Mustang fellow.

Nice to see you back. I hope you don't die so soon this time around."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"You mean like this?"

In a snap, Envy shapeshifts into ...
Colonel Mustang.

"Heh, I don't know how ugly this guy is, but I do know he pisses you off."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"That's it! That's it! Oooh, I did miss that temper.

Thanks, Pip -- I mean, BEAN. You gave me a burst of energy from my otherwise dull, neverending life."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"That's a weird habit. You should be careful, going around calling strangers sweet names. You wouldn't want to get the attention of the wrong person, now would you?

The name's Envy. Time will tell whether or not I am the wrong person."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Cutie? Oh, you must be that type who calls all strangers sweetie or honey or whatever."
enviousshifter.bsky.social
"Oh, it's you, Pipsqueak. Just the ray of sunshine I needed."
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sumeragistyle.bsky.social
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SOMEWHERE⠀ 𖤐 ⠀ 𝙁𝘼𝙍 AWAY ‼
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Art - CLAMP.
enviousshifter.bsky.social
Imagine you come back home and find this face waiting for you: