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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday

@epcot.bsky.social

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Not the actual Epcot 🏳️‍🌈 Currently involved in some JetBlue chaos

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 9m

You’re like a bird, you wanna fly away?

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 32m

me working at disneyland when people kept jumping off a moving train

TJ @timbop711.bsky.social · 19h

People do be crazy

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 33m

👀

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 37m

licking the bottom of it tbh

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 38m

when there's something strange in your neighbor's hole... who you gonna call?

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 42m

hoping you get milked in the spider-man costume tbh

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 10h

Hello, good day, would definitely eat your ass and milk your cock

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 10h

“We want immigrants to do it the right way!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“No not like that”

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 11h

@thejacko.bsky.social you

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 11h

Come over and take a hot shower with hard water for extra skin bonus

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 11h

Oh I’ve done that before 🫣

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 14h

Choo choo

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 15h

They just filed for their FAA license lmao

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 15h

They just filed for their FAA license

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 15h

Like the actual airline, not the TV series lmao???????

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 15h

Pan Am is coming back!?!?

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 16h

Precinct in DTLA

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 17h

i know how you could make me stfu

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 18h

Disneyland announces ‘Disney California Adventure (Fifth Attempt).’

Available until they realize they fucked it up again

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 20h

Taylor Swift announces ‘The Life of a Showgirl (Deluxe So Glamorous Cabaret Version).’

Available until midnight.

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 18h

Disneyland announces ‘Disney California Adventure (Fourth Attempt).’

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 19h

Taylor Swift announces ‘The Life of a Showgirl (Deluxe So Punk On The Internet Version).’

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 18h

oh my fucking god

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 18h

Taylor Swift takes a piss! 😍

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 19h

I saw someone saying it would keep the “Knott’s and Six Flags behavior out” and I just rolled my eyes… if only they knew what DL security deals with on a daily basis lmao

Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 19h

show them this

a picture of mario with the words hey stinky

ALT: a picture of mario with the words hey stinky

media.tenor.com

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Nothing Beats An Epcot Holiday @epcot.bsky.social · 20h

y'all gonna go to, uh, see this together?