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Okay, hear me out, "superman pose". One arm and leg opposing each other straight out and the other set of opposing limbs is crooked at a 90 degrees angle. Crooked arm under the pillow, straight over the top.

E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 6d

There's an accompanying shirt that says 'And I must cream.'

E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 6d

Quality vs. Quantity

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 9d

Pumpkabooty~

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 11d

Well, now I'm trying to think of a pun for December. Dickcember, maybe???

E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 11d

I imagine they lured him there with the promise of dino nuggies and boba tea.

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 11d

Barney Gumble Simpsons meme, getting thrown out of Moe's Tavern just to reappear behind Moe.

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 11d

Ah, the good ol' Corruption of Champions mechanic!

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 12d

Silly. Lick is a Ghost Type move!

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 13d

Need a part 4 to this!

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 14d

I'm a fan of both! Looking forward to it!

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 16d

"A gentleman's account full of nothing but the finest literary content!"
*proceeds to read about kobolds with junk the size of their body*
"Splendid!"

E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 21d

I tap one mana to suck dick and gain +1/+1 token on my Slutty Himbo.

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 22d

a row of cars are parked in a parking lot with a building in the background

ALT: a row of cars are parked in a parking lot with a building in the background

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 22d

Voyeurism Enthusiast: "I am looking...respectfully."
*BlueSky coming in swinging a cudgel*
BlueSky: "Well well well, wot's all dis den?"

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E.Rasmus @erasmusfade.bsky.social · 22d

*Checks Google search results*
"How am does gurl get eggnant?"

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