Ion know who needs to hear this …
But the owner of Airbnb is a proud MAGA.

Everybody can’t be Benson Boone.

Can the truth comeback in style please 🙏🏽

I’m so sick of hearing, “ that’s not who we are as a nation.” I’m like… have you EVER opened a history book?

Advice to young artists:
Study the legends.
(Especially moves they made in the beginning of their careers)

*looks to the left and keeps scrolling* LOL just kidding …the pitch is a lil “iffy” but u funny 😂😂😂

All skin folk ain’t kin folk.
All money & gold ain’t good for the soul.

Who’s Putin these ideas into his head?

Should Mexico take back half of the US?
(inquiring minds in Panama are kind of curious)

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: The message I’m hearing from people across Canada is this: they’re not afraid of you. They know you’re a convicted felon. They know that the people you’re bringing in to run your, let’s call it an “organization” rather than a government, are grifters, thieves, and thugs.

But let's let the Tesla guy run the country. 😒

I don’t wanna hear ANYBODY cover Donny Hathaway’s #ThisChristmas (sacrilege!)
There …I said it.

Six teenagers were injured and one adult was killed in a mass shooting near Mobile, Alabama on Friday night, but you probably didn’t hear about it because it’s the sort of thing that happens every single day in America. It’s long past time we did something about that.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure.
~Thomas Jefferson

Being 58 and black is realizing that you think in “offensive” and speak in “politically incorrect correct”

“Thanos was right” has new meaning now.

Please and Thank you! (God dammit)

I kinda dig it here. It really feels like OG Twitter.

Je suis Jeff Goldblum

T.T.M.F.B. !!!!!
Take
This
MuhFucka
Back!!!!
#TTMFB 🇺🇸💙

EB 2028🇺🇸
My platform:
“Rich Muhfuggas need
Pay they fair share of taxes…Muhfuggas need to stay out other Muhfuggas personal life…and let’s save the earth up in this hoe!!”

Anybody else ever fart..and because it didn’t smell too bad, you try to remember what you ate that day… so you can have a go-to “acceptable farts for company” diet?

So….what should I wear to Kamala’s inauguration?