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Schindermania

Schindermania

@eschinderman.bsky.social

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Artist, writer, curator, raconteur Lover of books, stitching, storytelling, music, magic… and bananas. Scared but hopeful. No DMs, dating, solicitations, or crypto.

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Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 1d

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 1d

Just hearing about the loss of teen Vogue and it’s really a terrible thing. Not surprising but very disappointing. Thank you Teen Vogue

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JB @justbreathe0507.bsky.social · 5d

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 5d

but will he?

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Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 6d

Mmm, now I want nachos.

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Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 9d

Knit a hat. Will be teaching knitting at the shelter. Lion Brand donated yarn and needles and I’m just making a few quick samples. It’s this new yarn they have where you don’t have to teach casting on; has built in loops. #craftsky #knitting #lionbrand #doesanybodystillwearahat

A rusty orange, hand knitted slouchy hat, with a fold for a brim.

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 9d

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 10d

Bartlet forever!

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 10d

Assign on the door of a restaurant that says:

CLOSED EARLY DUE TO STOLEN BANANA
Here at Salt Shack we pride ourselves on having adequate potassium levels. This is something we take very seriously and a lesson we try very hard to slide into the public consciousness.
However, it is with great regret, that at some point today, the staff banana appears to have been stolen.
We know the banana was here this-morning and we are not pointing any fingers, BUT, there have been a series of customers who have entered visibly potassium deficient, and left with a suspicious glow about them (which heavily implies banana thievery).
Obviously, given the circumstances, we have sent the staff home early for fear of potassium deficiency related health issues (we know you understand).
Please note that we are a small family business and thus share our staff banana throughout the day, meaning that theft of this nature seriously impedes our ability to do business.
Thank you for understanding
Not really, I Just wanted to go home.

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 11d

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 13d

true that

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 13d

sigh

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 13d

Love this

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Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 14d

Another AI banana, this time tiny workers with ladders are scaling a bunch of bananas, harvesting smaller bananas? It’s AI…

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 15d

This should also be punishable.

Schindermania @eschinderman.bsky.social · 15d

And he’s not even good at it