esouthard
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The Suzuki Somersault, gone but not forgotten
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B u i l d t h e c u b e
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Me and my elite team of extremely pale people, roaming the streets and forcing table side guacamole on innocent people of color
incandescent-rage.bsky.social
There was never anything wrong with avocados. The problem was white people and their sudden enthusiasm for them. You would go to a restaurant and some cracker waitress would make you watch her make mediocre guacamole at your table like it was a magic show.
esouthard.bsky.social
all else aside (and there is a lot else) it doesn’t seem like a sustainable moat
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I mean they don’t force you to go to pappasito’s, much less order the tableside gua, all of these things are choices
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Xi said
I don’t need your wheat to make bread
I don’t want your oilseeds instead
I can even get by without all of your corn
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I’m old enough to remember when “gigawatt” was a punch line in a sci-fi movie
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Only way would be the WhatsApp route, where the money suddenly emerges in great quantity
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Now there’s a what-if, does that save Chan’s job if Calvin stays?
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give him a mechanical engineering professorship, get him some of that money
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Only slightly worse weather than Kokomo
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Franklin to Stillwater, you’re hearing it more and more
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Trump’s Argentina Hedge Fund Bailout? Too much?
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(Shawn Colvin voice)

“And it's time for a few small beers," she said
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Parasitic BJT turning on
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
philistella.bsky.social
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
esouthard.bsky.social
I feel the same way sometimes, package of broccoli florets
A closeup of a package of broccoli that says “thoroughly washed”
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It’s true, though, and even later in time than that. A good chunk of the book “Shogun” is taken up by the revulsion of the Japanese (who bathe regularly) to the truly filthy state of the visiting European sailors
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(but yeah; pro pickleball is corporate in a particular way)
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Pickleball cannot be owned, it lives in the hearts of our nation’s seniors
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So I don’t have the ACC network, but King is 13/15 with no picks? Why are we not throwing more?